Tall Tale Todd

Everyone wants to be equal until it's time to do equal things haha

I am still adjusting to wearing a wedding ring since my wedding 2 weeks ago.

You always need to watch out for the clever ones.

"Dumb as a bucket of shrimp!" -Det Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) Bad Boys 2

I saw the documentary on that a couple years ago about the Burmese Python mating with the African Rock Python, appropriately named, Man Eating Super Snake.

God bless America!

Gotta' love Fresno...

What a sweet and lovable bear! That harpy needs to learn to share her toys.

This is America, get both.

Yes, please!

This is how I like to roll.

I visited a friend in Lebanon, TN and was informed it's pronounced "Lebnin"

I would let her shoot my rifle...

Demolition Man is a fantastic movie.

Last week The Fresno Bee printed an article about a local gang member being arrested with a sawed-off shotgun. The article was perfect until the very end when the author decided to include this little gem of wisdom, "Sawed-off shotguns can be especially deadly because the ammunition is propelled faster than if the barrel was complete." Couldn't resist, so I had to call the reporter and educate him on reality.