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Some of these are pretty good. Some are groaners.

Whatcha got?

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36 minutes ago, bgavin said:

If your mother never children, chances are you won't either.

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

 

Ba na na na 

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4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

What do you call an old lady that lives on the beach and casts spells?

Mom.

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A 6 year old kid joke, I told my Grandma, 73 years ago.

 

What do you eat when your at the beach and you forgot your lunch?

 

You eat the sand which is there!

 

:PCJ

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to school?


BI-SON

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

 

Second hand stores.

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Why was the bird nervous after lunch?

 

 

He had butterflies in his stomach.

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Why did the pharmacist walk on her tip toes?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills 

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I told my Father ( he had dementia in his last days) this joke that he had told me back when I was a kid. He would burst out laughing.

 

Do you know why round bails were outlawed in Kentucky?

 

The cows weren’t getting square meals.

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And then leave.

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Why is a koala Bear considered rude.

 

Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.

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5 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said:

Why is a koala Bear considered rude.

 

Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.

 

 

 

 

 ........  and don't you forget it !!!!!  :blush:

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15 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said:

Why is a koala Bear considered rude.

 

Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.

Unless there is beer

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I told Bill Withers that "Ain't No Sunshine" wasn't proper English.

 

He replied "I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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