Lawdog Dago Dom Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 Some of these are pretty good. Some are groaners. Whatcha got?
Alpo Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 The knight that nobody expected to show up. Sir Prize
Tall Tale Todd Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 The knight that never fought. Sir Ender
bgavin Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 If your mother never children, chances are you won't either.
Pat Riot Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, bgavin said: If your mother never children, chances are you won't either.
Black Angus McPherson Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 55 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: "If your mother never <had> children, chances are you won't either."
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 What do you call an old lady that lives on the beach and casts spells? A sand witch!
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.
Eyesa Horg Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na
bgavin Posted October 23, 2023 Posted October 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: What do you call an old lady that lives on the beach and casts spells? Mom.
Cactus Jack Calder Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 A 6 year old kid joke, I told my Grandma, 73 years ago. What do you eat when your at the beach and you forgot your lunch? You eat the sand which is there! CJ
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to school? BI-SON
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Michigan Slim Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 Why was the bird nervous after lunch? He had butterflies in his stomach.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 Why did the pharmacist walk on her tip toes? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 24, 2023 Posted October 24, 2023 I told my Father ( he had dementia in his last days) this joke that he had told me back when I was a kid. He would burst out laughing. Do you know why round bails were outlawed in Kentucky? The cows weren’t getting square meals.
John Kloehr Posted October 26, 2023 Posted October 26, 2023 I don't trust trees. The always seem shady.
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie. ........ and don't you forget it !!!!!
Perro Del Diablo Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie. Unless there is beer
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Unless there is beer Sssshhhhhhhhhh !! don't tell anyone
Cypress Sun Posted October 27, 2023 Posted October 27, 2023 I told Bill Withers that "Ain't No Sunshine" wasn't proper English. He replied "I know, I know, I know, I know..."
Cypress Sun Posted November 3, 2023 Posted November 3, 2023 A classic... How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neque up on him.
Black Angus McPherson Posted November 3, 2023 Posted November 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: A classic... How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neque up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
John Kloehr Posted November 3, 2023 Posted November 3, 2023 Saw two rabbits racing down the road. They were the fast and the furriest.
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