Lawdog Dago Dom Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Some of these are pretty good. Some are groaners. Whatcha got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 The knight that nobody expected to show up. Sir Prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tale Todd Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 The knight that never fought. Sir Ender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 If your mother never children, chances are you won't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, bgavin said: If your mother never children, chances are you won't either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 55 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: "If your mother never <had> children, chances are you won't either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 What do you call an old lady that lives on the beach and casts spells? A sand witch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 I keep all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: What do you call an old lady that lives on the beach and casts spells? Mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 A 6 year old kid joke, I told my Grandma, 73 years ago. What do you eat when your at the beach and you forgot your lunch? You eat the sand which is there! CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to school? BI-SON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michigan Slim Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Why was the bird nervous after lunch? He had butterflies in his stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Why did the pharmacist walk on her tip toes? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 I told my Father ( he had dementia in his last days) this joke that he had told me back when I was a kid. He would burst out laughing. Do you know why round bails were outlawed in Kentucky? The cows weren’t getting square meals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 I don't trust trees. The always seem shady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 And then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie. ........ and don't you forget it !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Why is a koala Bear considered rude. Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie. Unless there is beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Unless there is beer Sssshhhhhhhhhh !! don't tell anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 I told Bill Withers that "Ain't No Sunshine" wasn't proper English. He replied "I know, I know, I know, I know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 A classic... How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neque up on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 While wearing 'neakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: A classic... How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neque up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Saw two rabbits racing down the road. They were the fast and the furriest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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