Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 She said, "Yes, the others were all nines and tens." 2 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Ouch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derringer Dan Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 That will leave a mark... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Little Bondo will cover it tho. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Lady C married me because she loves sales....said she can't resist anything half off.... 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 After meeting several of my old beau's... Shanley asked if they grew any normal sized boys in Northern NM? Shanley is 5' 11"...and they all tower him! BUT...he is my prize! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 (edited) Asked the best looking girl in high school out several times and she always said no. I finally asked if there was any hope she would ever say yes. She said, "there is always hope, there is just no chance." Edited September 14 by Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 I asked my wife if I was the only guy she ever loved? Her answer? "Yes. With all the other guys it was just physical". 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Yeah, but you are the one that won! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 I learned many years ago...Never ask or answer that question...It saves on hospital visits... Texas Lizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 That can be the most ego crushing question to ever ask. Especially if she answers it truthfully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El CupAJoe Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 14 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: She said, "Yes, the others were all nines and tens." apparently you were the one for her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 14 hours ago, DeaconKC said: Lady C married me because she loves sales....said she can't resist anything half off.... My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she brought home an escalator. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Being husband #4, I don't ask questions. I am just thankful the other three are still alive! 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Being husband #4, I don't ask questions. I am just thankful the other three are still alive! Yeah, but are they all broke? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 An old man and an old woman had been married 50 years. Sittin' in their rockin' chairs one day, she got up, walked over to him, and smacked him on the back of the head. "What was THAT for!?" he exclaimed. "That's for being a lousy lover." she answered. Thinking about it for a minute, he turned and smacked HER on the back of the head. "What was that for?" She wanted to know. "For knowing the difference!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 And that's how the fight started. Never ask a question you don't really want the answer to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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