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Widder, SASS #59054

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I think I would be Gomer or Goober.   Hanging out at the gas station all day and seeing everyone would

be my idea job.   Water and Air is free.   We have to charge for Gas and Oil..... ;)

 

I think TN Williams would be the barber.   He knows 1000's of jokes and stories to make everyone feel

they've been to a 1st rate 'clip joint'..... :lol:

 

TN Tombstone (Tom B Stone) would make a good Sheriff Andy.

 

I would have Scarlett Darlin in there somewhere.   Maybe a good school teacher.

 

Don't know who I would choose for Barney or Earnest T Bass.

 

WHO WOULD YOU BE?

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

 

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I'd probably be Briscoe Darlin'

 

Widder you're a candidate for Andy.

 

Scarlett would be Ellie Walker.

 

Don't know about who TN Williams would be exactly but he'd hang around the pharmacy a lot for the ice cream :lol:

 

Father Kit is Earnest T. Bass

 

 

 

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I’m thinking that I might would be Rafe Hollister.  Maybe appearance wise Briscoe Darling.

 

Who’s gonna’ be Otis?

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7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

I’m thinking that I might would be Rafe Hollister.  Maybe appearance wise Briscoe Darling.

 

Who’s gonna’ be Otis?

 

Billy The Avenger could be one of the Darlin's and play the guitar.

 

Mayor Stoner:  ?   Maybe Whiskey Hayes.   He's a 'matter of fact' type of feller.

 

Mayor Pike: ?

 

..........Widder

 

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Just remember all the happy one's were not married. The only one married was Otis, thus, he was drunk all the time.:lol:

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4 hours ago, Assassin said:

The only cowboy was Opie's little brother that ate the pbj sandwiches and wore a cowboy outfit. He didn't say a lot, but he was willing to share.

 

That would be Leon, I think.

 

There were ATLEAST 4 other Cowboys in the series.   

Remember the 3 cowboys that pushed the squad car in front of the hydrant.

 

And remember 'Clarence Earp', who was suppose to be kin to Wyatt?

 

..........Widder

 

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Thanks for the compliment Tyrel.

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Many did not know the extent of Howard Morris and his ability to make people laugh.

Playing "Uncle Goopy" in one of the most celebrated comedy sketches in history, on Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows (1954) is just one example.

 

What many fans may not realize is that the Southern voice of Ernest T. — a redneck from the hills outside Mayberry who descends into town mainly to cause trouble, sometimes by literally tossing rocks —is completely of Morris' invention, as are all of Ernest T's many hilarious mannerisms.

Morris said he does everything the audience would like to do, bad behavior, and gets away with it, so that appeals to them, and it’s funny!" (Father Kit's goal as well.)

So if Ernest T. Bass has never failed to make you laugh, here's some news to make you smile more: Because viewers reacted so positively to Bass, Morris was allowed to take the character to all its most hysterical extremes.

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Mayberry.  Where everyone was happy and peaceful.  Except for Ottis, the town drunk who was the only one that was married.  

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I will happily volunteer to be Floyd for one episode.

 

The one where Barbara Eden is his manicurist.:D

 

You guys can fight over the other roles for this one.

 

I'm sure Father Kit or someone with more skills than me can find a photo of that episode.

 

 

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8 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said:

Not sure there would be a place for me.  I don't remember seeing any Mexicans in Mayberry.

 

I don't know you so this IS NOT intended to be insulting..... BUT, there were some traveling

Gipsy's in one of their episodes..

And, my mind faintly remembers a 'south of the border' actor in an episode but I can't

remember the actual episode.

 

..........Widder

 

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16 hours ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said:

I will happily volunteer to be Floyd for one episode.

 

The one where Barbara Eden is his manicurist.:D

 

You guys can fight over the other roles for this one.

 

I'm sure Father Kit or someone with more skills than me can find a photo of that episode.

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

Why is it that no one wants to be Barney Fife? 

 

@Lawdog Dago Dom,

It was Season 2 Episode 6.

No available video that I could find on short notice, except what you need to purchase.

Here is some information regarding same.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0512594/

 

@Cypress Sun,

Actually this one photo shows Barney getting a manicure from Barbara.

Lawdog may need to reconsider.:P

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8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

I don't know you so this IS NOT intended to be insulting..... BUT, there were some traveling

Gipsy's in one of their episodes..

And, my mind faintly remembers a 'south of the border' actor in an episode but I can't

remember the actual episode.

 

..........Widder

 

 

The thought would never occur to me.  I'm very proud of the persona I've had since 1990.  

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22 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

 

@Lawdog Dago Dom,

It was Season 2 Episode 6.

No available video that I could find on short notice, except what you need to purchase.

Here is some information regarding same.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0512594/

 

@Cypress Sun,

Actually this one photo shows Barney getting a manicure from Barbara.

Lawdog may need to reconsider.:P

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Ok. Season 2 Episode 6 I will gleefully accept the role of Barney Fife.

Who's up for Floyd?

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