Aunt Jen 0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 No. I don't mean your honey, whom you may feel is a super hero. I mean a superhero from the comics or movies. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Nelson 298 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Agatha Heterodyne Link to post Share on other sites
Chantry 1,389 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 One should take the time to very carefully consider ALL of the ramifications of dating a super hero, including how those super powers might affect day to day life and other adult.............interactions. Link to post Share on other sites
Duffield, SASS #23454 1,009 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 ISIS! Joann Cameron is my all time favorite actress. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,921 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Linda Carter/ Wonder Woman Linda Carter Link to post Share on other sites
J-BAR #18287 6,386 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Linda Carter/ Wonder Woman Linda Carter Oh Yeah!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 360 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Well, back in the day, I had a crush on Crystal of the Inhumans in Fantastic Four. Kinda hard to compete with the Human Torch, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 3,033 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Are you kidding me? All of them of course! Not that any of them would go out with me, however... Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Harley, #14153 3,254 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Linda Carter. 'Nuff said. Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt Jen 0 Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 One should take the time to very carefully consider ALL of the ramifications of dating a super hero, including how those super powers might affect day to day life and other adult.............interactions. Yea. Ah... With that. I could date Superman, but (1) we gotta quit pretending those glasses actually disguise him, (2), gotta fly with me a lot, 'cause (3) he'd have to keep it pointed down range during you know what. Seen " Hancock"? I'd find Batman too morose. Dint need that The Flash.., could work. At least he wouldn't take all night. or bad that he wouldn't take all night... Wonder Woman? I'd support her in her interest, but it's not me. Green Lantern? Nah Thor---SUPERHUNK??? You kidding me? I'd fawn all over him like Carol Burnett with Lyle Wagner and worry later how it'd work out. Spiderman? He seems pretty good. Might go on a couple dates with him to see. Could be some sticky moments there If I had to choose........ I think ibwould prefer Ironman, if Robert would care for me. He kinda seems in his own world Link to post Share on other sites
Colorado Coffinmaker 3,579 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Black Widow/Scarlett Johanasson Coffinmaker Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,618 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Hmmm... Let me think... Red hair.... Amazing shooting ability... Yep. Gotta go with Black Widow. Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,025 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I tried that-it didn't turn out well Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,846 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Captain Liberty played by Liz Vassey from The Tick. Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,618 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I tried that-it didn't turn out well Mrs. Doc is a redhead. And a pretty good shot in her own right when she puts her mind to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ruff 0 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" explored the downfalls of this. Just saying, dating a regular person is hard enough. Link to post Share on other sites
Chantry 1,389 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Yea. Ah... With that. I could date Superman, but (1) we gotta quit pretending those glasses actually disguise him, (2), gotta fly with me a lot, 'cause (3) he'd have to keep it pointed down range during you know what. Seen " Hancock"? I haven't seen Hancock, my warning comes from Larry Niven's essay on Superman called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" Do a search on it, the complete essay is out on the internet. Amusing, accurate and mildly NSFW Link to post Share on other sites
The Original Lumpy Gritz 7,506 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Why would I date/marry a gal the can kick my arse any time she wants? OH-CRUD -I did marry a gal like that Her last name is Schofield, and she is a Missouri, Schofield to boot. Her family has a barracks and a gun named after her descendants among other accomplishments. Along with a MOH awarded. I'll never learn. OLG Link to post Share on other sites
Major Art Tillery 652 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Black Widow/Scarlett Johanasson Agree!! Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 7,415 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I haven't seen Hancock, my warning comes from Larry Niven's essay on Superman called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" Do a search on it, the complete essay is out on the internet. Amusing, accurate and mildly NSFW I believe I read that, once upon a time. Many years ago, in National Lampoon, there was a story about the secret life of Clark Kent, as a boy in Smallville. Told by one of his school buddies. He said the Clark never got in trouble, like most of the rest of the boys did, for trying to peek in the window of the girls' locker room. He just looked through the wall. And in his senior year he got Mary Joe pregnant while wearing twelve dollars worth of Trojans. Sounds like a powerful feller. I remember a cartoon - Playboy or Penthouse, probably. Dark-haired guy and girl in bed. Over in the corner of the room, lying on a chair, is the Superman costume. And the girl is saying, "So that's what they mean by 'faster than a speeding bullet'." Link to post Share on other sites
Pulp, SASS#28319 321 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Powerful? He did his own thing in the boy's bathroom, three girls in home ec got pregnant. Link to post Share on other sites
Clay Mosby 819 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I always thought Julie Newmar in My Living Doll was pretty hot. Maybe not a true super hero, but hey, I'm old so gimme a break! Link to post Share on other sites
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 3,033 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I always thought Julie Newmar in My Living Doll was pretty hot. Maybe not a true super hero, but hey, I'm old so gimme a break! That goes without saying, she was Catwoman after all. But of course there was Michelle Pfeiffer in the same role. Link to post Share on other sites
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 3,033 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 delete double tap Link to post Share on other sites
Elk Creek LeMieux 0 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Another vote for Black Widow. Aaaanything she wanted... My "hero" pick is Captain America. Maybe just because he reminds me of my grandpa... Link to post Share on other sites
Burt Blade, #25657 0 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Emma Peel Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Nelson 298 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Emma Peel Burt wins! Link to post Share on other sites
Boon Doggle 22 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Emma Peel Yep. Looks, style, brains, and probably wouldn't complain every time you brought a new gun home. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Nelson 298 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Yep. Looks, style, brains, and probably wouldn't complain every time you brought a new gun home. When you got home from work dinner would be cold but the guns would be warm. But that's why they invented microwave ovens! Link to post Share on other sites
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 45 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Storm, as played by Halle Berry in the X-Men films. She brings a certain "electricity" to her relationships, I'm sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,846 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Suzie Plakson who played Worf's woman. She wasn't a super hero, but a Klingon isn't far removed, and she is mighty spectacular. Link to post Share on other sites
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