Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Everybody should have one. Mine is one I saw in a fellows refreshment room in his basement. It was posted in big letters behind the bar, "LOOSE WOMEN TIGHTENED HERE"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Don't think I can top that one Badger. Hell, I don't even think I want to try! Not here anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. " Thomas Edison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "Hold my beer and watch this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "Never try to teach a pig to sing,it wastes your time and annoys the pig" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin N. Hobbes, 17218 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "It's hard to be brave when you're a very small animal" -Piglet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too Tall Bob Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Between two evils, I always choose the one I never tried before........ Mae West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Muley Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "What we have here is failure to communicate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "We need a bigger boat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagebrush Burns, SASS # 14226 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "Yes sir, in my case an accident of birth. You, sir, are a self made man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "People like me are the reason people like you can bitch about people like me." Â I said this in the heat of a discussion with a very liberal school teacher who started teaching the same day I did at an elementary school in Brigham City, Utah. I started there nine days after I left Vietnam in 1969. Three days later he started in on me. Less than a week after that he was transferred to another school at his own request. Â I liked it so well I've kept and used it ever since. Look below my avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I like this line from The Dark Knight (Batman, if you didn't know) Â Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person? [pause, Reese looks nervous] Lucius Fox: Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cremony Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Time is money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cremony Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Our lunacies have been infringed..~ John Fitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Follow not in the footsteps of the masters, but rather seek what they sought." - unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 One of my favorites when asked "Why?" "A better question is 'Why not?'" I use this all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Imagination is more important than knowledge...........Albert Einstein  Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...........Wyatt Earp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!" Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles  JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Rosebud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "It stopped." Â ...Rene Laennec, inventor of the stethoscope, listening to his own heart on his deathbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 "It stopped." Â ...Rene Laennec, inventor of the stethoscope, listening to his own heart on his deathbed. Â Â Now that is spooky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're probably upside down."-Joe Walsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Saw this old WWII movie where the Germans are advancing on a GI squad. The GIs are giving it all they got and finally it was down to one German and 2 GIs. First GI gets a good shot and the German falls. First GI says "Did I get 'em?" Second one replies "Don't know, KEEP FIRING!" lol  Still can't remember what the movie was. Some low budget thing, but was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 another: Â Matthew Broderick's character in "The Freshman"... Â "There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed... because you know things can't get any worse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too Tall Bob Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 One I try to ascribe to: "I would know you for who you are on the inside, not how you look on the outside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 None of us are getting' outta this alive. Â Â Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Another movie line. Still can't remember the movie. Two guys talking. 1: "Man, why are you smiling? You lost your car, job, and wife; The bank's about to foreclose on your house. What have you got to smile about?" 2: "Well.....Things can't get any worse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Term Emory Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "One question ya gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye Doug Dalton SASS#65449L Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Frank Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 We play the ball where it lies. -Bobby Jones  It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain  A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. -George S. Patton  Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. -Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Some people are alive simply because its again' the law to shoot em!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "The Post Office ...... is nothing to write home about." Alfred E. Neuman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 Some goodens in here. Â Waste not/want not. Â A stitch in time saves nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichols Creek, SASS #77627 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "THE DAY SOLDIERS STOP BRINGING YOU THEIR PROBLEMS IS THE DAY YOU HAVE STOPPED LEADING THEM. THEY HAVE EITHER LOST CONFIDENCE THAT YOU CAN HELP THEM OR CONCLUDED THAT YOU DO NOT CARE. EITHER CASE IS A FAILURE OF LEADERSHIP." GENERAL COLIN POWELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boone Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 "Just remember, son, if you finish second in a gunfight; ya won't be braggin it up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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