Lawdog Dago Dom Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 2 11 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 HA? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 Separate bathrooms promote happy marriages. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said: Separate bathrooms promote happy marriages. ....... also helps in regard to the 'toothpaste tube' wars ........🙃 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 It took 2 decades, but I finally won the toilet paper debate. I relented on the paper towel roller - it’s an upright model. She likes it to unroll to the left. I like it to unroll to the right. I started putting the paper towel roll the way she likes it. It’s her kitchen, even though I do most of the cooking since we retired. Now she puts the roll on the way I liked it. I always switch it back to unrolling to the left. I think she’s trying to make me crazy. But, I love her anyway. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said: Separate bathrooms promote happy marriages. We had separate bathrooms in the last house we had in CA. I liked it. Now we have a small 850-900 sg ft home with one bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: We had separate bathrooms in the last house we had in CA. I liked it. Now we have a small 850-900 sg ft home with one bathroom. That's a mighty small house. Where do keep your guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: That's a mighty small house. Where do keep your guns? What guns? It’s a 2 bedroom. 1 is used for hobbies. It does have a full basement and a 1 car garage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 home is where the heart is 🏠 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 "Behind every angry woman is a husband with no idea of what he did wrong." I told that to my Missus and she just laughed and said "Oh honey, I know that look." 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 Aug 2 Where did people hang out during medieval times? At knight clubs. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 On 8/2/2024 at 7:51 PM, Pat Riot said: Aug 2 Where did people hang out during medieval times? At knight clubs. This is a knight club. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 6 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: This is a knight club. Yeah, but it’s not funny…or annoying, like Dad Jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Yeah, but it’s not funny…or annoying, like Dad Jokes. Ahhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: Yeah, but it’s not funny…or annoying, like Dad Jokes. I don't know. I'm pretty sure that if somebody hit me with one of those I would be annoyed. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 After nearly a decade of construction, my bride is finally organizing her kitchen. Her "leave it alone" layout seems to favor the Left Handed, which she is not. This is a fight I won't have a dog in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 I never had any kids. Can I still tell Dad Jokes? Or do I have to get adopted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 9 minutes ago, punxsutawneypete said: I never had any kids. Can I still tell Dad Jokes? Or do I have to get adopted? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Would you believe I solved the “how to hang the toilet paper” issue by replacing it a bucket of corn cobs? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Just now, Matthew Duncan said: Would you believe I solved the “how to hang the toilet paper” issue by replacing it a bucket of corn cobs? The patent is perfectly clear: I will concede the owner may not have had a cat. 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Moving right along: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 I’m male all I care about is that it’s there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 I saw this and thought, that would be a dad joke Where do generals keep their armies? Up their sleevies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 Bartender: did you see the dog's bowl . . . . . customer: I didn't know they could 🐶 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Elon Musk is planning a restaurant for a lunar colony. The food will be great but there’s just no atmosphere. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Where does one learn to make ice cream? Sundae school, 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted Tuesday at 06:35 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 06:35 PM What kind of car do eggs drive? Yolkswagens 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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