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It took 2 decades, but I finally won the toilet paper debate. I relented on the paper towel roller - it’s an upright model. She likes it to unroll to the left. I like it to unroll to the right. I started putting the paper towel roll the way she likes it. It’s her kitchen, even though I do most of the cooking since we retired. 
Now she puts the roll on the way I liked it. I always switch it back to unrolling to the left. I think she’s trying to make me crazy. But, I love her anyway. :wub:

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1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

Separate bathrooms promote happy marriages.

 

;)

We had separate bathrooms in the last house we had in CA. I liked it. 
Now we have a small 850-900 sg ft home with one bathroom. 

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

We had separate bathrooms in the last house we had in CA. I liked it. 
Now we have a small 850-900 sg ft home with one bathroom. 

That's a mighty small house.  Where do keep your guns? :huh:

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5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

That's a mighty small house.  Where do keep your guns? :huh:

What guns?

It’s a 2 bedroom. 1 is used for hobbies. 

It does have a full basement and a 1 car garage. 

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"Behind every angry woman is a husband with no idea of what he did wrong."

 

I told that to my Missus and she just laughed and said "Oh honey, I know that look."

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6 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

This is a knight club.

 

 

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Yeah, but it’s not funny…or annoying, like Dad Jokes. 

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

Yeah, but it’s not funny…or annoying, like Dad Jokes. 

I don't know. I'm pretty sure that if somebody hit me with one of those I would be annoyed.

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After nearly a decade of construction, my bride is finally organizing her kitchen.
Her "leave it alone" layout seems to favor the Left Handed, which she is not.
This is a fight I won't have a dog in.

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Would you believe I solved the “how to hang the toilet paper” issue by replacing it a bucket of corn cobs?

 

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Just now, Matthew Duncan said:

Would you believe I solved the “how to hang the toilet paper” issue by replacing it a bucket of corn cobs?

 

The patent is perfectly clear:

 

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I will concede the owner may not have had a cat.

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