Aug 1 Dad Joke

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

 

 

Just between us, something smells.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What do you call a space magician?

 

 

 

A flying saucerer.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

 

it was the refrigerator.

[Alpo]

[John Kloehr]

3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

 

it was the refrigerator.

My Mernickel rig has not been in the dryer or refrigerator... There must be another reason I'm on the last hole.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

 

Take away her credit cards.

[Alpo]

51 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

 

Take away her credit cards.

Always heard that was a rhinoceros

 

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

How do trees get on the internet?

 

 

they log in of course.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

Does he tell off color jokes?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

• "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"
   
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• "They're both Paris sites."

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What has four wheels and flies?

 

 

A garbage truck.

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.

 

But that's how Julius Caesar.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What do you call a retired vegetable?

 

 

a has-bean

Edited November 27, 2024 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

   ..... I'm more of a "wasn't really" ...... 🙃

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 

 ........ he don't but I probably will .......  🥸

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

12 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ........ he don't but I probably will .......  🥸

Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!!

 

* Get well soon!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!!

 

* Get well soon!

 

 

         ......... and where's the challenge in that ??? 🥸

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[punxsutawneypete]

Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣

[John Kloehr]

56 minutes ago, punxsutawneypete said:

Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣

Maybe, does not seem to be a requirement for documentary proof. Things happen.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

7 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said:

Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                  ............................................. no ...........

 

                                                   😉

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

How did baby tell mom that her diaper needed changing?

 

 

She sent Pmail.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Scientists got bored watching the earth spin so after 24 hours they decided to call it a day.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Lawdog Dago Dom]

Even though he pays over $25,000 a month in child support, Stevie Wonder has not seen his kids.