Aug 1 Dad Joke

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

 

 

 

The Meat Ball

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Why did the kid cross the playground?

 

 

to get to the other slide!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

you guys do realise that it's not August any more ..............  🥸

[Texas Joker]

8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

you guys do realise that it's not August any more ..............  🥸

It'll get here, they'll be prepared

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Which side of the zebra has the most stripes?

 

The outside.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

 

 

 

His hand slipped.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Why did the garden feel so crowded?

 

 

There wasn’t mushroom.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?

 

 

Finding half a worm!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Why do Firemen wear red suspenders ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

                        to hold their pants up.       🙃

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

 

 

 

You park your car, man.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

   ...... did you know that a specimen is an Italian astronaut ..... 

 

🙃

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Kid Rich]

3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

Alpo is goin to get ya fer that.

kR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alpo]

5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

I was not aware of that. Thank you for correcting my spelling.

[John Kloehr]

5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

Depends on if it is used as a noun or a verb.

 

"I am going to school." versus "I am going to school you." (note "o" placements)

[Eyesa Horg]

49 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

Depends on if it is used as a noun or a verb.

 

"I am going to school." versus "I am going to school you." (note "o" placements)

By golly, I believe you're right!

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

You spelled spelling wrong.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:

You spelled spelling wrong.

 

     ..... did I get the "l"s mixed up ........ again? .....  😇

[Alpo]

I'm afraid so.

 

It's s p e L l ing, and you wrote s p e l L i n g.

 

But I forgive you. At least you didn't put a u in it.

Edited December 25, 2024 by Alpo
otto kept correcting the spelling. he's a worse speLler than a pom

[John Kloehr]

13 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I'm afraid so.

 

It's s p e L l ing, and you wrote s p e l L i n g.

 

But I forgive you. At least you didn't put a u in it.

I disagree, it is used as a noun in this case. If it was used as a verb, then the point is valid.

[Eyesa Horg]

It's no wonder the English language is so confusing!

[Sedalia Dave]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

otto kept correcting the spelling. he's a worse speLler than a pom