Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 26, 2024 Posted December 26, 2024 22 hours ago, Alpo said: I was not aware of that. Thank you for correcting my spelling. You even spell OTTO wrong when you get the Os and Ts wrong. 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted December 26, 2024 Posted December 26, 2024 I spell otto correctly. He's the one that then goes in and changes the letters around. 3 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 29, 2024 Posted December 29, 2024 What did one ocean say to another ocean? Nothing it just waved. 2 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 30, 2024 Posted December 30, 2024 Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, "Ketchup." 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 3 Posted January 3 What kind of music do balloons hate? POP! 1 2 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 7 Posted January 7 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 9 Posted January 9 How do you make an egg roll? Push it. 1 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 On 12/1/2024 at 9:59 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!! * Get well soon! Yeah, but where's the fun in that? 2 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 On 11/10/2024 at 4:36 PM, John Kloehr said: My Mernickel rig has not been in the dryer or refrigerator... There must be another reason I'm on the last hole. Don't you remember playing the first seventeen? FOUR! Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 On 11/11/2024 at 12:27 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I'll bet your britches hang funny! 5 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18 Posted January 18 On 12/25/2024 at 7:05 AM, Alpo said: I was not aware of that. Thank you for correcting my spelling. Now you have the Ls backward. 5 Quote
John Kloehr Posted January 18 Posted January 18 On 1/12/2025 at 2:24 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: 1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted January 18 Posted January 18 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Now you have the Ls backward. Thank you for noticing that. 2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Don't you remember playing the first seventeen? FOUR! The word is FORE! 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 What do you call a cowboy with brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and a brown paper hat? … Russell 1 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?… Tarzipan. 1 3 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Breaking news: Historians believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that once belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson said, "They're so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B." 6 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar. I'm dismayed. 1 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 you do realise that it's not August anymore, ............. or yet 🙃 1 1 Quote
John Kloehr Posted February 21 Posted February 21 Testing shows too much artificial butter flavor causes some consumers to believe it is not butter. Test results were within the margarine of error. 1 3 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 22 Posted February 22 How do you make an artichoke? You strangle it. 1 1 Quote
John Kloehr Posted February 22 Posted February 22 My friend Sarah left her can of Pepsi at a rest stop in Florida about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's Soda is... 1 1 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 22 Posted February 22 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 3 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 24 Posted February 24 What kind of key opens a banana? a monkey. 1 4 Quote
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