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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Nessman, when the turkeys fell.'

On my favorite local station, KPFT, they played the audio part of that WKRP episode, and it's still funny, after 44 years!

They also play Alice's Restaurant every Thanksgiving. I always sing along. 

Fun Fact:

When KPFT was bombed off the air by the KKK in 1970, they were playing Alice's Restaurant.

When they returned to the air, Arlo Guthrie, visiting in Houston, played the song live on the radio.

 

Like his Dad sang, "This Land Is Your Land".

 

 

 

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17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

May be an image of text that says 'DEVIL: And this is the lake of lava that you'll be spending eternity in. ME: Actually we're underground so it would be magma. DEVIL: This is why you're here you realise.'

 

 

QUESTION: 

Could the "ME" in this tale be ALPO sometime in the future?

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Thibodeaux was visiting with his friend, Boudreaux, one day. Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux what he had been up to lately.

Thibodeaux says, "Well, I just came back from Lafayette me.

"What were you doing in Lafayette?" asked Boudreaux.

 

"I went up dere to buy me a new hunting dog cher," replies Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux says, "Mais Thibodeaux, what's wrong with the hunting dogs from around here mon ami?"

Thibodeaux says, "Well, dis hunting dog can walk on water."

 

Boudreaux laughs, "Thibodeaux, you got fooled you. Hunting dogs can't walk on water no."

Thibodeaux says, "I'm telling you cher. My new hunting dog can walk on water. You want to see?"

 

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go out on the lake with Thibodeaux's new hunting dog. Pretty soon, Thibodeaux brings down a duck. The dog immediately walks out across the water, retrieves the duck, and jumps back in the boat.

Thibodeaux turns to Boudreau, "So what do you tink about dat, huh?"

Boudreaux replies, "Dat dog can't swim, can he?"

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A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious military genius leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"

“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 80,000 troops, 2000 tanks, 200 aircraft, numerous helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships and our army is being defeated in most areas”.

“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?

“They haven’t turned up yet”

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7 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Just guessing you understand, but I THINK the driver failed their test.

Car rammed in Drivers License Office.jpg

And then, I had to find my own ride home!

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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Just guessing you understand, but I THINK the driver failed their test.

Car rammed in Drivers License Office.jpg

 

Common occurrence at the DMV office near Leisure (Seizure) World in socal.:wacko:

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56 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

I used to work next to a Ross store. they had someone hit the wrong pedal and go through their front window not once, but twice.

The one in Burien?   My daughter was working there at the time.

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On 9/17/2022 at 12:03 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

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I am not sure…but I think if you microwave your kids…you are a terrible parent.

On 9/17/2022 at 12:03 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

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I am not sure…but I think if you microwave your kids…you are a terrible parent.

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