It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Brazos John]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

On my favorite local station, KPFT, they played the audio part of that WKRP episode, and it's still funny, after 44 years!

They also play Alice's Restaurant every Thanksgiving. I always sing along. 

Fun Fact:

When KPFT was bombed off the air by the KKK in 1970, they were playing Alice's Restaurant.

When they returned to the air, Arlo Guthrie, visiting in Houston, played the song live on the radio.

 

Like his Dad sang, "This Land Is Your Land".

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

QUESTION: 

Could the "ME" in this tale be ALPO sometime in the future?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Thibodeaux was visiting with his friend, Boudreaux, one day. Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux what he had been up to lately.

Thibodeaux says, "Well, I just came back from Lafayette me.

"What were you doing in Lafayette?" asked Boudreaux.

 

"I went up dere to buy me a new hunting dog cher," replies Thibodeaux.

Boudreaux says, "Mais Thibodeaux, what's wrong with the hunting dogs from around here mon ami?"

Thibodeaux says, "Well, dis hunting dog can walk on water."

 

Boudreaux laughs, "Thibodeaux, you got fooled you. Hunting dogs can't walk on water no."

Thibodeaux says, "I'm telling you cher. My new hunting dog can walk on water. You want to see?"

 

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go out on the lake with Thibodeaux's new hunting dog. Pretty soon, Thibodeaux brings down a duck. The dog immediately walks out across the water, retrieves the duck, and jumps back in the boat.

Thibodeaux turns to Boudreau, "So what do you tink about dat, huh?"

Boudreaux replies, "Dat dog can't swim, can he?"

[Buckshot Bob]

Black Friday/cyber Monday from our government 

Edited November 26, 2022 by Buckshot Bob

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

 

 ...... yep, ... that'll work .....  

[Canton Chris]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Canton Chris said:

 

 ...... well, ... it IS the Clinton way ........  

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 ..... but which is it ? 

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ..... but which is it ? 

 

It's both till you open it. 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 ......... his wheels are on bassakwards ........   

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious military genius leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"

“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 80,000 troops, 2000 tanks, 200 aircraft, numerous helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships and our army is being defeated in most areas”.

“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?

“They haven’t turned up yet”

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Just guessing you understand, but I THINK the driver failed their test.

[Subdeacon Joe]

At a bakery in Ukraine

 

 

[Brazos John]

7 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Just guessing you understand, but I THINK the driver failed their test.

And then, I had to find my own ride home!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Just guessing you understand, but I THINK the driver failed their test.

 

Common occurrence at the DMV office near Leisure (Seizure) World in socal.

[Sixgun Sheridan]

I used to work next to a Ross store. they had someone hit the wrong pedal and go through their front window not once, but twice.

[Bart Slade]

56 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said:

I used to work next to a Ross store. they had someone hit the wrong pedal and go through their front window not once, but twice.

The one in Burien?   My daughter was working there at the time.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

In the time of the USSR, it was easy for Soviet border guards to recognize a fake passport.

 

The staples in a fake passport were never corroded.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Recently, in Utah Bob's kitchen, he turned his back while making a snack:

[Subdeacon Joe]

Luddites never change.

[Dusty Boots]

On 9/17/2022 at 12:03 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

I am not sure…but I think if you microwave your kids…you are a terrible parent.

On 9/17/2022 at 12:03 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

I am not sure…but I think if you microwave your kids…you are a terrible parent.

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

7 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Luddites never change.

Just can't pass up an opportunity to run your mouth can you?

Gateway

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

20 minutes ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

Just can't pass up an opportunity to run your mouth can you?

Gateway

I'm almost surprised that it's not something like this:

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

Just can't pass up an opportunity to run your mouth can you?

Gateway

 

Almost as bad as the ant-EV zealots who repost the same meme dozens of times, eh?

Also looks like I hit a nerve.