It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.

They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself.

As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, "Father, Father I'm cold!"

So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Yes Father, much better," she replies. So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, "Father I'm still cold!"

So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. "Is that better Sister?" he asks.

"Oh yes Father, that's much better," she says.

So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!"

The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?"

The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married."

So the Father replies,

"Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep.

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

[DeaconKC]

Izzat @Utah Bob #35998 tail?

21 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree.

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree.

I like it!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree.

 

16 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I like it!

 

 ...... well, ........ it certainly makes Christmas .......easier .......   

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

Rural Route Traffic Jam

 

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

On 12/13/2022 at 9:06 PM, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

 

 

I offered those when I managed a gun store...

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

I'm buying the wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present; it's just a stocking stuffer.

[Rip Snorter]

2 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

I'm buying the wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present; it's just a stocking stuffer.

Hey, you could make it into a lamp for the living room - its been done!

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

3 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Hey, you could make it into a lamp for the living room - its been done!

Got to be an Italian import for that, made in Fra gi le!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

22 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree.

Ah, yes: a cartridge in a bare tree.

 

Had one on my desk at work in about 1985 right under my "Bah! Humbug!" sign.

 

The sign came down the next day after someone reminded me that Eb Scrooge turned out to be a good guy.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 12/11/2022 at 11:16 AM, Subdeacon Joe said:

This list is devine (to some of us).

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

[Alpo]

50 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

This list is devine (to some of us).

They forgot "to neigh is equine".

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

 

That's sick!  Warped!

 

 

Funny as hell, but still sick.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[DeaconKC]

"Those who stir the pot, should have to lick the spoon"

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

[Rip Snorter]

Just a question of a peel.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]