Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: ........ we seem to be missing Olive ...... ........ "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" ........... 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 11, 2022 Author Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 12, 2022 Author Share Posted December 12, 2022 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 12, 2022 Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out, "Father, Father I'm cold!" So the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Yes Father, much better," she replies. So he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to nod off when she again calls out with, "Father I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her, ensuring she is tucked into the bed well. "Is that better Sister?" he asks. "Oh yes Father, that's much better," she says. So the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and this time is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her call of, "Father, Father I'm just so cold!" The priest thinks long about this and finally says, "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard. No one but you, myself, and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night. How about, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a minute, she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious, and finally answers with a tentative, "OK Father, just for tonight, we will act as though we are married." So the Father replies, "Get up and get your own damned blanket ya cow!" and rolls over to fall asleep. 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 1 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 14, 2022 Share Posted December 14, 2022 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 14, 2022 Author Share Posted December 14, 2022 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Izzat @Utah Bob #35998 tail? 21 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 15, 2022 Author Share Posted December 15, 2022 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree. I like it! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree. 16 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: I like it! ...... well, ........ it certainly makes Christmas .......easier ....... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Rural Route Traffic Jam 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 On 12/13/2022 at 9:06 PM, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: I offered those when I managed a gun store... 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 6 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 I'm buying the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present; it's just a stocking stuffer. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: I'm buying the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present; it's just a stocking stuffer. Hey, you could make it into a lamp for the living room - its been done! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: Hey, you could make it into a lamp for the living room - its been done! Got to be an Italian import for that, made in Fra gi le! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 22 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree. Ah, yes: a cartridge in a bare tree. Had one on my desk at work in about 1985 right under my "Bah! Humbug!" sign. The sign came down the next day after someone reminded me that Eb Scrooge turned out to be a good guy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 On 12/11/2022 at 11:16 AM, Subdeacon Joe said: This list is devine (to some of us). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 50 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: This list is devine (to some of us). They forgot "to neigh is equine". 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2022 Author Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: That's sick! Warped! Funny as hell, but still sick. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 "Those who stir the pot, should have to lick the spoon" 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Just a question of a peel. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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