Alpo Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 7/25/2023 at 1:57 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: She could be a politician like the dipsh-- Congresswoman who demanded that the government stop paying for cattle guards and let ranchers hire their own. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Since it is actually Friday, I shall do more than one. 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 A man goes to a coffee shop and asks the blonde waitress, "Can I have a coffee with sugar, no cream?" The waitress replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry sir. We don't have cream. Could I get it to you with no milk instead?" 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A man goes to a coffee shop and asks the blonde waitress, "Can I have a coffee with sugar, no cream?" The waitress replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry sir. We don't have cream. Could I get it to you with no milk instead?" ..... must have been in Australia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 26 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... must have been in Australia They don't have cream in Australia? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 10 hours ago, Alpo said: They don't have cream in Australia? .... yes we have cream here, .... but we are civilised and use milk in our coffee and tea ....... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .... yes we have cream here, .... but we are civilised and use milk in our coffee and tea ....... civilized people don’t use dairy in their tea or coffee. Edited July 29, 2023 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 A blonde walks into a bar. Shortly after another blonde walks into a bar. Ten seconds later two more blondes walk into the bar. You’ld think they would have caught on after the first two blondes didn't duck. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: civilized people don’t use dairy in their tea or coffee. Civilized people use strawberry jam? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 According to an old tradition, Russian Chekists treat their guests to a cup of tea at the beginning of any negotiations. If the negotiations are successful, the guests receive an antidote 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: civilized people don’t use dairy in their tea or coffee. ............... maybe not but it's hard to get cream if you don't milk the cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sam Sackett Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 14 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .... yes we have cream here, .... but we are civilised and use milk in our coffee and tea ....... Do your pinkie fingers stick out when you sip, too? Sam Sackett 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brazos John Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 13 hours ago, Alpo said: Glad he had his helmet on. He might have been hurt! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 16 hours ago, Alpo said: OOOHHH! So close! You almost made it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate. Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery. —Bill Maher 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 7/27/2023 at 10:59 AM, DocWard said: .......... can't this guy hold a job ? 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: ... Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery. —Bill Maher After many years as a pirate, Pete returned to his home town. He walked into the local pub and saw his childhood friend tending the bar. His friend looked up and recognized Pete. Pete! What happened to you? What do you mean, I feel great! But you used to have two legs, now you have a peg leg... Aye, that, we were boarding a ship and a cannonball took off my leg. But we had captured a doc and he fixed me up. I feel great! But you used to have two hands and now one is a hook... Aye, that, another ship we were boarding fought hard and a swordsman cut off my hand at the wrist, but we still had the doc and he fixed me up and fitted me with this hook. I feel great! But you used to have two eyes and now you have a patch. Aye, that, we were coming into a port and a seagull pooped in my eye. But the doc fixed me up and fitted me with this patch. I feel great! You can't lose an eye from a bird poop! Aye, but it was me first day with the hook. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Sackett Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 52 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended? Yes. Sam Sackett 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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