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Since it is actually Friday, I shall do more than one.

 

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29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

man goes to a coffee shop and asks the blonde waitress, "Can I have a coffee with sugar, no cream?"

The waitress replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry sir. We don't have cream. Could I get it to you with no milk instead?"

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    ..... must have been in Australia  :ph34r:

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26 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

    ..... must have been in Australia  :ph34r:

They don't have cream in Australia?

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 .... yes we have cream here, .... but we are civilised and use milk in our coffee and tea ....... -_-

civilized people don’t  use dairy in their tea or coffee.

 

 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

civilized people don’t  use dairy in their tea or coffee.

 

 

Civilized people use strawberry jam?

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8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

civilized people don’t  use dairy in their tea or coffee.

 

 

 

............... maybe not but it's hard to get cream if you don't milk the cow.   :o

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14 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 .... yes we have cream here, .... but we are civilised and use milk in our coffee and tea ....... -_-

Do your pinkie fingers stick out when you sip, too?

 

Sam Sackett 

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13 hours ago, Alpo said:

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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

... Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery. —Bill Maher

After many years as a pirate, Pete returned to his home town. He walked into the local pub and saw his childhood friend tending the bar.

 

His friend looked up and recognized Pete.

 

Pete! What happened to you?

 

What do you mean, I feel great!

 

But you used to have two legs, now you have a peg leg...

 

Aye, that, we were boarding a ship and a cannonball took off my leg. But we had captured a doc and he fixed me up. I feel great!

 

But you used to have two hands and now one is a hook...

 

Aye, that, another ship we were boarding fought hard and a swordsman cut off my hand at the wrist, but we still had the doc and he fixed me up and fitted me with this hook. I feel great!

 

But you used to have two eyes and now you have a patch.

 

Aye, that, we were coming into a port and a seagull pooped in my eye. But the doc fixed me up and fitted me with this patch. I feel great!

 

You can't lose an eye from a bird poop!

 

Aye, but it was me first day with the hook.

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52 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended?

Yes. 
Sam Sackett 

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