Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 On 2/2/2023 at 8:08 AM, Sedalia Dave said: Should work pretty well. It would with me, then I go on safari to hunt down whoever did it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I can't imagine why ...... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I can't imagine why ...... Just a flash in the pan - disco refugee! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 7, 2023 Share Posted February 7, 2023 There was a ball player called Bobby Brown. He attnded medical school in the off season and became a doctor and then a noted heart specialist. When he met the girl he eventually married he said. Tell your mother you are dating a doctor, Tell your father you are dating a New York Yankee. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide: The first old guy says to the second guy. "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says. "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first says. "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The second old guy says. "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" The first old guy says. "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours." 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 43 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: Since the first one didn’t work, why bother? 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: $40 ea. or a bargain on fleabay for $59. The car takes 2 !! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: $40 ea. or a bargain on fleabay for $59. The car takes 2 !! Tesla cars DO use oil filters. They're for the transmission, but they use oil, not transmission fluid, so they are OIL filters. I had to look it up. Now I know something useless, and so do you. Stand by for more useless information from otherwise intelligent people. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "Whats wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said: "Does she still have the hiccups?" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 5 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: ....... that was yesterday ...... 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 16 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: The Red Baron Memorial! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 That The Stig on Mars? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 On 2/10/2023 at 1:28 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: When we visited Germany, Austria, and Prague, we saw lots of peeing statues. I guess when things look bad, go to town and see the statues! This quote was found online: Probably the coolest fountain ever!! The Dachshund fountain in Bad Camberg - Erbach. Sitting in the Delerium Bar in Brussels, looking out the window to the building on the other side of the narrow alley, there was an alcove with a fountain of a young girl squatting and peeing. Wokers would have a heart attack! Another brass or bronze statue of a nude male was tarnished except for his particular member, which was polished shiny by the tourists rubbing it. People need to lighten up. Or light up! 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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