LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 10 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Tanks. I needed that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted January 29, 2023 Author Share Posted January 29, 2023 44 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Oh good! You got a photo as they were looking at you! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Always keep the camera ready!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin. Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this." The man says "In the alleyway behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true. A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking. The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks. He manages to secure the door and says to the man "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands." The man chuckles and says "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Toyota Nailed It. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 "A llama will kill you the first chance it gets" Funny. I thought llamas came from Peru, not Australia. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 21 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Sliced about a quarter inch thick and put it on pizza! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Sliced about a quarter inch thick and put it on pizza! Sounds Yummy!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Alpo said: "A llama will kill you the first chance it gets" Funny. I thought llamas came from Peru, not Australia. ......... don't tell anyone, but we're contracting out ......... 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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