Subdeacon Joe Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 Person is obviously extremely suggestible and has poor impulse control. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 20 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Sliced about a quarter inch thick and put it on pizza! Not showing this to my lady, she will first hunt you down and finally hide your dead body. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 2, 2023 Author Share Posted February 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: You're a very warped person. Must be why I like you. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Subdeacon Joe said: You're a very warped person. Must be why I like you. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Married life after 60 During check-in at airport for a non-stop flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: "I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t put you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H." Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I have to pay anything extra to you for this favor ?" *Staff: "No sir, your wife has already paid." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 You know it snows too much when you start naming snow plows. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the Police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it's in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!" After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you notice your arm was torn off?" The lawyer looks down in horror. He screams, "Oh my God, where's my Rolex?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 12 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: You know it snows too much when you start naming snow plows. They have school kids naming Vermont plows! Cool 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 17 hours ago, Alpo said: Holy cow, memory whiplash! The first email program I used back in the Jurassic era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 49 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Shouldn't the flow be Hot Rock > Steam > Roundy Roundy > Then Sparky Sparky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 4, 2023 Author Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said: Shouldn't the flow be Hot Rock > Steam > Roundy Roundy > Then Sparky Sparky. I think the message is that the steam is used to produce both the roundy roundy that moves the floaty floaty and the sparky sparky that lights the floaty floaty. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Shouldn't the flow be Hot Rock > Steam > Roundy Roundy > Then Sparky Sparky. 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I think the message is that the steam is used to produce both the roundy roundy that moves the floaty floaty and the sparky sparky that lights the floaty floaty. ........ or, ....... you could make a nice hot cup of cocoa ......... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 2 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 ..... now back to something interesting ... 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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