Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Edited January 14, 2023 by Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Did he live? 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: 40 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Did he live? ....... he didn't see his wife for 3 weeks ........ then the swelling started to reduce and he could see his wife a little bit .... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his lights and siren on, but Emile just kept going. After about twenty miles, Emile ran out of gas, and had to stop. The trooper jumped out of his car yelling at Emile, "Why didn't you stop ? I know you saw me !" Emile replies, "Well, officer, I'm truly sorry for dat. But you see, a few years ago my wife, Marie, she ran off wid a state trooper, and when I saw you, I thought you was him tryin' to bring her back. So I was tryin' to get away fast. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 Yes, I know that there is a spelling error 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 The new Rodeo Event! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: The new Rodeo Event! Looks like Bacon for Breakfast! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 A bullet's Mass * Velocity = Wizard Momentum 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ... Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.' Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story... Have a great day and remember... ...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! 1 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 I love this one!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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