Subdeacon Joe Posted March 4, 2023 Author Share Posted March 4, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/552125466835423?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama Moral: Never BS your Mama. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/552125466835423?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e Do you suppose he beat her severely, before he kicked her butt out into the street? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 4, 2023 Author Share Posted March 4, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/857622965444714?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 That was another one where there needs to be some serious head pounding going on. But going down the list of videos to the one where he's trying to jump over his own foot. That one is hilarious. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 I'm not saying he's stupid.. but he would have to study to be a half-wit. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 5, 2023 Author Share Posted March 5, 2023 Finding a way to get the birdseed. It's fun watching the antics they go through. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 The Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. “Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated. “Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.” The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this.. How much does he send you” The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.” The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living” “He is a veterinarian,” she answered. “That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice” The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 .... that dog does not seem to be very impressed ........ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 He missed the windows. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted March 6, 2023 Share Posted March 6, 2023 the odod paint style over dirt and over dents CB 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 A couple were driving home on a cold wintry night. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.” "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: What am I missing here? PF 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 7, 2023 Author Share Posted March 7, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said: What am I missing here? PF https://youtu.be/JpU--sHqgUs ADDED: I'm rather surprised than it needed explaining my Edited March 7, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 The song is from the early 80's so a 20 year old wouldn't get the refference 6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 8, 2023 Author Share Posted March 8, 2023 Perfect for the potato salad at a potluck 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 23 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://youtu.be/JpU--sHqgUs ADDED: I'm rather surprised than it needed explaining my Thanks, I don't know this bunch as I don't listen to this kind of stuff, but I think I understand the post. PF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Perfect for the potato salad at a potluck We don't have that in Texas. Folks might be a bit more mellow if we did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 9, 2023 Author Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said: Thanks, I don't know this bunch as I don't listen to this kind of stuff, but I think I understand the post. PF In the over 40 years since its release it has obtained iconic, if not mythic, stature. Heck, that happened within about two years of it's release. I'm surprised that there is anyone over the age of 45 or 50 that doesn't fill in the rest in their head on hearing "867-". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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