It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Sedalia Dave]

5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

 

[DeaconKC]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFgIl5RyL1s/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFgIl5RyL1s/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

They are good. But it threw me there when they went from The Lone Ranger to the Can-Can. Had to listen to it again to see what happened. I still haven't placed that third song before it went back to William Tell.

[Subdeacon Joe]

13 minutes ago, Alpo said:

They are good. But it threw me there when they went from The Lone Ranger to the Can-Can. Had to listen to it again to see what happened. I still haven't placed that third song before it went back to William Tell.

 

Only two,  William Tell and Galop Infernal. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[John Kloehr]

On 2/7/2025 at 8:57 PM, The Old ways said:

I reached out to an egg pusher today. Will pick up a dozen freshly laid flavorful eggs in the morning. We agreed on a drop for the cash. $5.00.

 

I tried to quit, but found some home made Texas Toast at a local farm store and now want to make French Toast. I have Kerigold butter and McDonalds maple syrup, and bacon. I think it was meant to be. Breakfast Tuesday will be special.

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDnuFqtyP30/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Is Smudge Alpo's cat? 

[Alpo]

Nope, but I think he took over for Jack Handy after he got fired from Saturday night live.

[Eyesa Horg]

For some reason I can't watch the Instagram links anymore. I used to be able to watch them once and then had to log in.

[Subdeacon Joe]

11 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

For some reason I can't watch the Instagram links anymore. I used to be able to watch them once and then had to log in.

 

So log in.  It won't give you cancer or a lethal dose of radiation. 

[Eyesa Horg]

53 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

So log in.  It won't give you cancer or a lethal dose of radiation. 

Nah, This forum is my only social media!

Edited February 10, 2025 by Eyesa Horg
Fricken otto

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[J.S. Sooner, SASS #73526]

[Chantry]

1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Nah, This forum is my only social media!

You need to get out more!

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Nah, This forum is my only social media!

Same here.

8 minutes ago, Chantry said:

You need to get out more!

No, I'm good.

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

12 minutes ago, Chantry said:

You need to get out more!

 

I used to spend a lot of time trying to find on YouTube something I found on FB or Instagram to placate the people who dislike those for whatever reason.  Finally got tired of the complaints when I couldn't find something on YouTube,  so now I might spend 4 or 5 minutes looking.   If that doesn't turn it up,  oh well,  and just post the FB or IG link.

[Alpo]

I appreciate most of the things you post Joe. And if people don't like them cuz they're on Facebook or Instagram - oh well.

[Eyesa Horg]

I usually can watch them at least once, but lately some of IG ones won't let me. 

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

I just heard...

Amish Powerball is up to 5 dozen eggs.

[Subdeacon Joe]

From FB

 

 

During the filming of one of his Westerns, John Wayne was working alongside a Crow Indian actor who had a great sense of humor. In one scene, Wayne’s character was supposed to have a serious standoff with the Native warriors. The director called for a dramatic stare-down, with Wayne towering over the group.

 

The Crow actor, straight-faced, looked up at Wayne and said, “You sure are big. Must’ve taken two mothers to raise you.”

 

Wayne, caught off guard, let out a deep chuckle and replied, “Nah, just one tough one.”

 

The whole crew burst into laughter, and from then on, the Crow actor called him “Two Mothers” whenever they crossed paths. Wayne, always up for a joke, took it in stride, even signing an autograph for him with the note: “From your pal, Two Mothers.”

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

Trump is changing the name of the San Andreas Fault to Newsom's Fault.

[Alpo]