Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 1 Quote
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Trump is changing the name of the San Andreas Fault to Newsom's Fault. 2 10 Quote
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 (edited) Archeologists discover sponsorship of Sodom & Gomorah Edited February 13 by Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 7 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. ............now you've done it ......... 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 13 Posted February 13 42 minutes ago, Alpo said: Back in the day, I got a phone cal. “Is Mrs XXXXXX in?” “I’m divorced.” “Oh, I’m sorry.” “I’m not.” 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 15 Author Posted February 15 (edited) Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFefHwwxfH_/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== A slightly different version: https://youtube.com/shorts/krf_aDiW8t8?si=LKxlpbop5ZM1RJCf Edited February 15 by Subdeacon Joe 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 15 Author Posted February 15 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: Big yummy Low carb! 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 15 Posted February 15 (edited) Did you look at her meat pizza? Most of the crust was shredded chicken. She cracked a couple eggs in the whole (I just noticed that otto wrote IN THE WHOLE TOGETHER. I actually wrote IN THE BOWL TOGETHER. I think that makes more sense) together and she put something in there but I couldn't understand what she said it was. Look good. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF7-VlxJacX/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet Edited February 15 by Alpo otto, why else 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 15 Posted February 15 (edited) Okay, that was not the meat pizza. That was feeding her little girl camel filet mignon. I was quite astounded that the kid would eat camel. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF_b6R3yZWz/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet That one should be the meat pizza. And it was. Battin' .500. Edited February 15 by Alpo 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 16 Author Posted February 16 Remember, there is someone for everyone out there. For you it's a therapist. 1 5 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 3 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Remember, there is someone for everyone out there. For you it's a therapist. After dealing with Alpo, I'll bet his therapist needs a therapist. 1 6 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 10 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: After dealing with Alpo, I'll bet his therapist needs a therapist. Alpo’s dog’s therapist needs a therapist. 2 3 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 11 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Alpo’s dog’s therapist needs a therapist. Alpo’s dog needs a therapist because of Alpo. 1 1 Quote
DeaconKC Posted February 17 Posted February 17 In honor of @Alpo's birthday this year we all need to watch "What about Bob?" Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 17 Author Posted February 17 https://www.instagram.com/p/DFogBvtMCDt/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 A travelling salesman drove past a farm one day and noticed a pig with one wooden leg. He didn't think much of it until a week later, driving by the same farm, the pig had two wooden legs. The third week, the pig had three wooden legs, and finally, after seeing the pig the fourth week with four wooden legs, he had to stop to inquire about it. He tracked down the farmer and asked him about the strange sight. The farmer told him, "Well, that's the greatest pig alive. About a month ago, he saved my wife and kids and me from our burning house by waking us up in the middle of the night just in time to escape without any harm!" The salesman continue to prod the farmer about the pig's wooden legs. "Well," the farmer replied, "this pig is just like one of the family. He's a really great pig. A couple of weeks ago, our youngest boy fell in the creek, and this truly wonderful pig fished him out just in time to save him from drowning! He's one really great pig!" The salesman, starting to lose his patience, again inquired about the wooden legs, to which the farmer replied, "Last week, I fell off my horse and my foot got caught up in the stirrup. This great pig ran along side of the horse and me and untangled me and truly saved my life. What a great pig - the greatest pig in the world!!" Losing his patience, the salesman finally shouted, "All right already, That's enough! He's a really great pig - a REALLY great pig! But what about his wooden legs?!" To which the farmer replied, "Well now, a great pig like that - you don't eat him all at once!" 3 1 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 19 Posted February 19 A woman six months pregnant with twins and driving alone on a road, is hit by another car running a stop sign. She is transported to a hospital where she lies in a coma for months. Upon awakening, the first thing the woman does is look down at her stomach and at once remembers the accident. Hysterical, she begins to make such a commotion she gets the attention of a nearby nurse. The nurse comes into the room and the woman begins asking about her children. The nurse says, “Your children are fine, you delivered healthy babies, a boy and a girl. We gave them to your brother to take care of.” “Oh no!” Says the woman. “You gave them to my brother? He's an idiot!” Exasperated, she says, “okay, what did he name them at least?” The nurse looks at her and says, “He named the girl Denise.” “Oh, that's not bad.” says the woman. “And the boy?” “Denephew.” 3 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 19 Author Posted February 19 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGOugeaxxXz/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 1 4 Quote
Alpo Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Although I expected him to say at the end that dogs are domesticated wolves, and men are domesticated small boys. Because small boys are savages. 4 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 Ok, a story from the internet, maybe true, maybe not. Boris Yeltsin,President of Russia, visited USA in 1995. First thing he asked Bill Clinton in a low voice, “Do you think OJ did it?” 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 20 Posted February 20 I was sure I was the only one in this country that didn't pay any attention to the trial because he didn't care. Now I find out that I'm the only one in the world that didn't pay any attention to the trial because he didn't care. 1 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 20 Posted February 20 2 hours ago, Alpo said: I was sure I was the only one in this country that didn't pay any attention to the trial because he didn't care. Now I find out that I'm the only one in the world that didn't pay any attention to the trial because he didn't care. You would FAIL Logic 101. Quote
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