Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 5 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: One of my gym shirts: 2 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 28 Author Posted February 28 18 hours ago, Alpo said: Capturing a photograph is always a dangerous endeavor. They're very intelligent, and dangerous when cornered. 2 2 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 1 Posted March 1 7 hours ago, Alpo said: OH BOTHER !!! 2 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 1 Author Posted March 1 8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: OH BOTHER !!! 4 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1 Posted March 1 A person who loves dogs is a cynophile. A person who loves cats is an ailurophile. A person who loves tropical fish is an aquarist. A person who loves aligators is an idiot. 1 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1 Posted March 1 10 minutes ago, Alpo said: Hannibal lecter’s confession with a British accent. 5 Quote
Alpo Posted March 1 Posted March 1 Cockney accent. I am fairly certain that King Charles does not put an H in front of his vowels. 1 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1 Posted March 1 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Cockney accent. I am fairly certain that King Charles does not put an H in front of his vowels. Yeah, royall fam speaks in something called Received Pronunciation. Quote
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Alpo Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Man has a litter of puppies for sale. Says they're a cross between a Red Heeler and whatever the heck that mongrel is the preacher owns. "I call 'em 'faith heelers'." 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba". 8 Quote
Alpo Posted March 3 Posted March 3 Competitors for the next tour de France bicycle race. They are talking about not letting the second guy compete since it appears he has a tricycle. Of course he is claiming racial discrimination. 2 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 4 hours ago, Alpo said: Competitors for the next tour de France bicycle race. They are talking about not letting the second guy compete since it appears he has a tricycle. Of course he is claiming racial discrimination. Neither can make it up a decent hill let alone the Pyrenees and Alps. 2 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted March 3 Posted March 3 Tricycle boy is going to enjoy power lines and tree branches over the road! Hope there's no overhead bridges either! 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 4 hours ago, Alpo said: ........ from that angle, my guess is that he's trying to get the "Force" to pay attention ...... 🙃 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 Gene Hackman story… When Richard Donner and Gene Hackman met on the set of Superman in England, the director requested the actor shave off his moustache for his Lex Luthor role. Hackman refused, so Donner promised he would shave off his own if Hackman went first. Reluctantly, the actor complied. For his part, Richard Donner pulled off a fake moustache. Gene Hackman began to glare and his veins were sticking out from his forehead. Then he gave a broad smile and said: “I owe you for that.” During filming, Richard Donner said Gene Hackman was a delight to work with. 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 4 Author Posted March 4 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFd_admJS8l/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== 3 Quote
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