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Just now, Sedalia Dave said:


Another hold my beer moment. 

However it does look fun, ifin ya got da nads!

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:


Another hold my beer moment. 

Y'know, when I downloaded that it was a gif. I have no idea why it decided to become a jpeg. But it was kind of neat watching him roller skate down that thing.

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3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Proof that college students will do anything to get on youtube. 

 

Or for beer.

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"And very bad at turret toss" 🤣

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I am pleased and surprised this thread is still going. 
 

Pleased because I think it’s great people still participate. 
 

Surprised because it wasn’t axed due to the copyright issues that gutted or removed threads all together. 

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I suppose he was lucky it was a grouper and not a great white.

 

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On 3/5/2025 at 9:04 AM, Alpo said:

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That's about my skill level.

Both with whittling and bandaging...  :blink:

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Posted (edited)
On 3/6/2025 at 2:04 AM, Alpo said:

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      ...... in my NSHO every knife, chisel, saw, axe and especially power tools should include a packet of "band-aids" ........

 

 

🥸

 

 

 

Edited by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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Narinder and Gopal were on the bus here in Ottawa, just back from India, and they were discussing their trip and visit to the jungle area of the Punjab.

Narinder said, "It's spelled WOOOM" to which Gopal replied "NO! I'm sure it's WHOOOM"

Karen, eavesdropping on them, said, "NO! Your both wrong! It's spelled WOMB"

Narinder looked at her and said: "Oh come now Madam! When have you ever heard an elephant fart?"

(MY SIL, Davinder, actually told me that one)

 

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16 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

(MY SIL, Davinder, actually told me that one)

 

Now, why would a good Irish girl be telling jokes like that?

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I was so tempted to put this in the victuals thread.

 

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Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares

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Anytime Paul Lyndeanswered a question.

Here are some of my favorites

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?

A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?

A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: Do female frogs croak?

A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough

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You know, if you think about that, I don't see what their problem is.

 

Now I, as a white guy, cannot call a black guy the evil n word. But black people call each other that all the time. It's obviously the acceptable for black people to use the evil n word.

 

By that same reasoning, I, as a normal size person, cannot call a dwarf a midget. But that guy, since he is a dwarf, should be able to call every other dwarf midgets.

 

If it's all right for black people to call other black people evil n word, then it must be all right for dwarfs to call other dwarfs midgets.

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