It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

not EVER !!!!!!

[Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862]

9 hours ago, Alpo said:

Nope, nope, nope.Not me!

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

 

[Sedalia Dave]

Proof that college students will do anything to get on youtube. 

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

 

                       ....... something to do on a wet day ?

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Proof that college students will do anything to get on youtube. 

 

Or for beer.

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGgNQimAEKi/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

 

[Eyesa Horg]

"And very bad at turret toss" 🤣

[Alpo]

[Pat Riot]

I am pleased and surprised this thread is still going. 
 

Pleased because I think it’s great people still participate. 
 

Surprised because it wasn’t axed due to the copyright issues that gutted or removed threads all together. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

I suppose he was lucky it was a grouper and not a great white.

 

[Brazos John]

On 3/5/2025 at 9:04 AM, Alpo said:

That's about my skill level.

Both with whittling and bandaging...  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

On 3/6/2025 at 2:04 AM, Alpo said:

 

      ...... in my NSHO every knife, chisel, saw, axe and especially power tools should include a packet of "band-aids" ........

 

 

🥸

 

 

 

Edited March 7, 2025 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

[Alpo]

I faithfully follow Rule 9.

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Narinder and Gopal were on the bus here in Ottawa, just back from India, and they were discussing their trip and visit to the jungle area of the Punjab.

Narinder said, "It's spelled WOOOM" to which Gopal replied "NO! I'm sure it's WHOOOM"

Karen, eavesdropping on them, said, "NO! Your both wrong! It's spelled WOMB"

Narinder looked at her and said: "Oh come now Madam! When have you ever heard an elephant fart?"

(MY SIL, Davinder, actually told me that one)

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

16 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

(MY SIL, Davinder, actually told me that one)

 

Now, why would a good Irish girl be telling jokes like that?

[Alpo]

I was so tempted to put this in the victuals thread.

 

[DeaconKC]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

 Been'd

There

Do'd

That

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares

Anytime Paul Lyndeanswered a question.

Here are some of my favorites

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?

A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?

A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: Do female frogs croak?

A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

 

[Alpo]

You know, if you think about that, I don't see what their problem is.

 

Now I, as a white guy, cannot call a black guy the evil n word. But black people call each other that all the time. It's obviously the acceptable for black people to use the evil n word.

 

By that same reasoning, I, as a normal size person, cannot call a dwarf a midget. But that guy, since he is a dwarf, should be able to call every other dwarf midgets.

 

If it's all right for black people to call other black people evil n word, then it must be all right for dwarfs to call other dwarfs midgets.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Eyesa Horg]

2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Oh yeh 😄

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Looks like something Blackwater would do.

[Eyesa Horg]

Just now, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Looks like something Blackwater would do.

I thought the same . Something I thought about doing for years, but I was only thinking a twin cyl.!

[Sedalia Dave]

6 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Looks like something Blackwater would do.

 

That was my first thought too.