Subdeacon Joe Posted February 21 Author Posted February 21 My pull ups are way below par. I'm really bad at push ups. But my screw ups are Olympic class! 5 2 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted February 21 Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: But my screw ups are Olympic class! I resemble that remark. 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 21 Posted February 21 I followed that pretty good until he got to his punchline: Something in something is better than something in something??? Well, at least the audience thought it was hilarious. 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 21 Author Posted February 21 2 hours ago, Alpo said: I followed that pretty good until he got to his punchline: Something in something is better than something in something??? Well, at least the audience thought it was hilarious. "Accepting" an apology as fake as the "showing," then answering with sarcam. Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 23 Posted February 23 An elderly lady approached St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked, “Pardon me, but can you tell me if my husband is here? His name is Smith.” “I’m sorry, lady, but we have lots of Smiths here; you’ll have to have more identification.” “John Smith.” The lady replied “We have lots of John Smiths here, too. You’ll have to be more specific.” “Well, before he died, he told me that if I were ever unfaithful to him, he’d turn over in his grave.” St. Peter raised his eyebrows in thought, then smiled and said, “Oh! You mean pinwheel Smith!” 1 6 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 23 Posted February 23 I went to the dentist, to get a tooth pulled. The dentist offered me novacaian, but I refused, telling him I had a very tolerance for pain. He said, are you sure, this will be very painful without it. I replied that I had only felt pain twice in my whole life. He said, may I ask the circumstances? I told him the first time, I was out in the woods and needed to poop, so I squated behind a tree to do my bussiness, but dropped my scrotum in a bar trap. He exclaimed oh my God! When was the second time? I replied, when I ran out of chain! 2 5 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 23 Posted February 23 The video game Marvel Rivals is developed in China. It censors many words and phrases, some openly political like Taiwan is a country, etc. “Winnie the Pooh” is banned, because people have compared China’s leader, Xi Jinping, to the cartoon bear. 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 23 Posted February 23 I thought you were going to say Winnie the Pooh is banned because pooh is feces, so they could not talk about it or put the name on the box. 1 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 23 Posted February 23 Washington state has declared Sasquatch it’s official state monster. 4 2 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted February 23 Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Washington state has declared Sasquatch it’s official state monster. The lastest Squatch show on History has been pretty good. They have actually found some cool stuff! The nests in northern California are huge!! As well a 16-17" foot prints. No real clear pix yet though! 2 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 23 Author Posted February 23 How the heck does Dawn soap clean oil off a duck but not the red stain off a spaghetti bowl? 3 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 Dang! I have to call a plumber. I just went to use the necessary and saw Yep....it's clogged. 1 5 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 24 Posted February 24 16 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Dang! I have to call a plumber. I just went to use the necessary and saw Yep....it's clogged. SABOTAGE!! 2 2 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted February 24 Posted February 24 17 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Dang! I have to call a plumber. I just went to use the necessary and saw Yep....it's clogged. Boo Hiss Muppet.mp4 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 41 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: SABOTAGE!! 2 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 24 Posted February 24 8 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 24 Author Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Alpo said: The captioning was the best part of that clip. Into English via French, Tigrinya, Tagalog, Persian, Koine, and Mandarin. 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Personally, I was thinking that you should plug it in and then let him eat it. 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 24 Posted February 24 Thirty years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash and no jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die. 5 1 2 Quote
Calamity Kris Posted February 24 Posted February 24 17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Beings a German speaker and watching that translation, it was quite humorous. A mix of English assumptions and the rest gibberish. 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 26 Posted February 26 An 83 year old woman told her daughter that she was marrying an 84 year old man. Daughter asked, ‘When is the big event?”…. ”Don’t be silly, as soon as possible after we get married.” 3 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 27 Posted February 27 14 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: I was right, you ARE evil 😉 1 2 Quote
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