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2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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Oh yeh 😄

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Just now, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Looks like something Blackwater would do.

I thought the same :P. Something I thought about doing for years, but I was only thinking a twin cyl.!

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6 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Looks like something Blackwater would do.

 

That was my first thought too.

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On January 29, 1931, Einstein visited the Mount Wilson Observatory in California, where he saw the eight-foot telescope (then the largest in the world) with which Edwin Hubble had discovered that our galaxy was just one of countless "island universes" in the vastness of space and that the universe was expanding rapidly, moving galaxies outward. He was accompanied by his wife Elsa, who, standing before that gigantic telescope, which to her eyes was nothing more than a large, strange scientific device, asked, "Well, what is this for?" "Mrs. Einstein, we use this equipment to probe the deepest secrets of the universe," she was told. "Is that all?" Elsa laughed. "My husband does it on the back of an old envelope."

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Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

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I thought that they threw beads at you, when you show them your boobs.

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45 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I thought that they threw beads at you, when you show them your boobs.

 

They just call me a creep.  :wacko:

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15 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:

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Layoffs Delayed As Dept. Of Education Unable To 
Calculate What Fifty Percent Of Employees Would Be

 

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Similar happened last year at our school budget vote. A motion was made to apply 50% of 1.7 million of "found" monies towards the budget. The school board were all stepping and fetching for a calculator while the audience were all shouting 850 thousand! Then they wonder why we don't trust them as far as we can spotspit em.

Miraculously, they "found" another 1.5 million this year!

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I understand and appreciate the joke.

 

What I don't understand is why the church would be washing their boots?

 

I have heard both the term "foot washing Baptist" and in the Bible it says that Jesus washed people's feet. But that's feet. Not shoes.

 

Can someone explain that to me - why the church would be washing their boots?

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To cover up for saying willies the first time.;)

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I can understand. He does have a few expenses.

 

Needs a new boat.

 

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And I bet that fish knife was pretty expensive.

 

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23 minutes ago, Alpo said:

And I bet that fish knife was pretty expensive.

 

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WOW!  No questions/comments from the guy who posted this about why anyone would make a knife with a hilt that you can't really hold!

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Be sure to enrobe them in chocolate before wrapping them. 

Pretty sure they’d catch fire or explode. 

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