Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: Looks like something Blackwater would do. 2 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Just now, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Looks like something Blackwater would do. I thought the same . Something I thought about doing for years, but I was only thinking a twin cyl.! 1 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted March 11 Posted March 11 6 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Looks like something Blackwater would do. Â That was my first thought too. 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 11 Posted March 11 On January 29, 1931, Einstein visited the Mount Wilson Observatory in California, where he saw the eight-foot telescope (then the largest in the world) with which Edwin Hubble had discovered that our galaxy was just one of countless "island universes" in the vastness of space and that the universe was expanding rapidly, moving galaxies outward. He was accompanied by his wife Elsa, who, standing before that gigantic telescope, which to her eyes was nothing more than a large, strange scientific device, asked, "Well, what is this for?" "Mrs. Einstein, we use this equipment to probe the deepest secrets of the universe," she was told. "Is that all?" Elsa laughed. "My husband does it on the back of an old envelope." 2 5 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros. 3 4 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Character on Leverage. He looked me in the eye when he told me that. The only time men look me in the eye is when they are making an effort to lie to me. 2 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 13 Posted March 13 17 hours ago, Alpo said: She’s gotta be able to throw beads. 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted March 13 Posted March 13 I thought that they threw beads at you, when you show them your boobs. 2 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 13 Author Posted March 13 45 minutes ago, Alpo said: I thought that they threw beads at you, when you show them your boobs.  They just call me a creep.  1 2 Quote
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted March 14 Posted March 14    Layoffs Delayed As Dept. Of Education Unable To Calculate What Fifty Percent Of Employees Would Be  3 3 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted March 14 Posted March 14 (edited) 15 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:    Layoffs Delayed As Dept. Of Education Unable To Calculate What Fifty Percent Of Employees Would Be  Similar happened last year at our school budget vote. A motion was made to apply 50% of 1.7 million of "found" monies towards the budget. The school board were all stepping and fetching for a calculator while the audience were all shouting 850 thousand! Then they wonder why we don't trust them as far as we can spotspit em. Miraculously, they "found" another 1.5 million this year! Edited March 14 by Eyesa Horg Otto 2 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted March 14 Posted March 14 I understand and appreciate the joke. Â What I don't understand is why the church would be washing their boots? Â I have heard both the term "foot washing Baptist" and in the Bible it says that Jesus washed people's feet. But that's feet. Not shoes. Â Can someone explain that to me - why the church would be washing their boots? Quote
Alpo Posted March 14 Posted March 14 Â I can understand. He does have a few expenses. Â Needs a new boat. Â Â And I bet that fish knife was pretty expensive. Â 2 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 Firefighters Explained  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHKffxHRI3r/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 23 minutes ago, Alpo said: And I bet that fish knife was pretty expensive.    WOW! No questions/comments from the guy who posted this about why anyone would make a knife with a hilt that you can't really hold! 3 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 14 Posted March 14 28 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: why anyone would make a knife with a hilt that you can't really hold! Because he knew that some dumba$$ would buy it. 5 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:  Be sure to enrobe them in chocolate before wrapping them. 3 Quote
Pat Riot Posted March 14 Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:  Be sure to enrobe them in chocolate before wrapping them. Pretty sure they’d catch fire or explode. 1 1 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 15 Author Posted March 15 Dad jokes by mom  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHErPnWSI5I/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== 1 Quote
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