Sedalia Dave Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Not that kind, this kind. Cougar breaks into Washington man's home, passes out in kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "Not that kind, this kind." ....... ok, you caught me ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 57 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: "Not that kind, this kind." ....... ok, you caught me ...... "Cougar" is slang for an older woman who enjoys the attentions of young men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Duffield, SASS #23454 said: "Cougar" is slang for an older woman who enjoys the attentions of young men. Yeah. He knows that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Other than minor damage to the house, sounds like all turned out well for all parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Duffield, SASS #23454 said: "Cougar" is slang for an older woman who enjoys the attentions of young men. Why do they get a classy slang name but I'm just a dirty old man? Well, why? I WANT GENDER EQUALITY RIGHT NOW!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why do they get a classy slang name but I'm just a dirty old man? Well, why? I WANT GENDER EQUALITY RIGHT NOW!!!!! What name would you like? Pick one. We’ll make sure you get called by it often so make sure it’s something you like… Let’s see…it should represent an animal that one would equate with a dirty ol…I mean, male cougar type person. What could it be?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why do they get a classy slang name but I'm just a dirty old man? Well, why? I WANT GENDER EQUALITY RIGHT NOW!!!!! Ok, you’re a lion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: What name would you like? Pick one. We’ll make sure you get called by it often so make sure it’s something you like… Let’s see…it should represent an animal that one would equate with a dirty ol…I mean, male cougar type person. What could it be?… Skunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Duffield, SASS #23454 said: "Cougar" is slang for an older woman who enjoys the attentions of young men. No kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Skunk I think given the SASS website the term would properly be polecat. As in that ole polecat is drunk as a skunk. But Forty Rod wants a flattering term so if Sugar Daddy doesn't work then maybe Panther or Manther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Ok, you’re a lion ..... no, ... he's standing and telling the truth .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I’m glad they were able to capture the cougar and keep it safe. 180 pounds is pretty heavy. Generally, they are 85 to maybe 120 pounds. They can pose a threat to medium sized pets and small children. Obviously, they don’t come into settled areas very often. If theydo, that’s an indicator that they could be ill, possibly with rabies. Even if they are around you in a rural area, you likely will never see them. They are reclusive and stay out of sight. I generally keep my horses in open pens (they really dislike the barn) and let them out during the day. The smart ones stay away from the horses because the horses are likely to kill them if they he come aggressive and come into the pens. They tend to stay away from aggressive dogs, even medium size dogs because they can’t afford to become hurt even from a relatively small injury, Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... no, ... he's standing and telling the truth .... How can you tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why do they get a classy slang name but I'm just a dirty old man? Well, why? I WANT GENDER EQUALITY RIGHT NOW!!!!! You are a Lobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Why do they get a classy slang name but I'm just a dirty old man? Well, why? I WANT GENDER EQUALITY RIGHT NOW!!!!! Rhino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Perro Del Diablo said: How can you tell? ......... ummmmmm, .....er..... , ..... 'cause he's not a lion, ....... that's how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Horn dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I like the term "Lobo", has nice ring to it. As to the original post.........." Here, kitty,kitty"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Man-ther Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 13 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Ok, you’re a lion I am not, it's the gospel truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I'm now Tom Cat. Tom is my real given name and cat is..........well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I love cougars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Tall Tale Todd said: I love cougars. But do they love you...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: But do they love you...? I've bagged a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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