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1 hour ago, Shooting Bull said:

Are you stupid or just dumb?:blink:

 

 

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Safest place to stand when you're shoot'n is in front of ya.

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You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if'n you were inside with the doors bolted shut.

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"Well you're full of ideas - all of 'em second rate"

 

Or something like that.  Cagney says it in "Tribute to a Bad Man"

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Yer mama drinks whiskey out of a boot!

 

Yer about as dumb as a bag of hammers

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Ya couldn't pour dirt out of yer boot if the if the instructions were printed on da sole ....

 

If dumb was worth 5 cents a pound, you would be worth a million....

 

Boy you Major on Stupid ..

 

The Skunk smells better than you...

 

Even a Skunk Holds it's nose around you ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

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That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. 

 

 

(I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. :lol:)

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Did you  eat  a lot  of  paint  chips  when  you  were  little ? 

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"godless heathens"-scene from when the regulators were tripping on peyote in young guns

 

"johnny, i apologize, i forgot you were there"-doc holiday to johnny tyler in tombstone

 

ok, not from a western but my favorite insult line "alright you primitive screwheads listen up! you see this? this is my BOOMSTICK!" ash williams, army of darkness

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. 

 

 

(I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. :lol:)

Who could not read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice:D

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14 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

That boy, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. 

 

 

(I bet $100 you read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. :lol:)

You win that bet! I did!

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Do they need to be from movies? 

 

If not:

You look like the south bound end of a north bound mule.

Bless your heart

He's so crooked he could swaller nails and spit our corkscrews.

He lies so well a man would be a fool not to believe him. 

 

Movie lines are hareder for me to come up with.  I know there were a lot of great subtle ones but they all escape me. 

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He don't even know which end the round comes out!

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" We call you fingers cause ya sure don't make a hand."

 

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"If brains was gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose!"

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I think I'll take a bath.   I would appreciate it.    El Dorado    Bullett 19707 

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