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Howdy all !!!!

 

Our theme for this years Indiana State Shoot is       The best insults of the old west !!!! :D

 

Needing some good starting lines, they must be "G" rated, no cuss words, or overly offensive.

 

Example:   Starting line:  " You used to drink your own bath water, didn't YA ?!?!?"  :lol:

Just me what ya come up with please !!!!

 

Remember our State shoot is July 12,13, & 14 and there is still time to sign up >>>>>>>>>>>>  Sign up Paradise Pass<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a 40 acre SASS range, check out the drone view on the website.

 

OK give me those starting lines !!!!!!!!        GO

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"You wouldn't know sheep stuff from Arbuckles."

 

"You fall off your horse a lot don't you?"

 

 

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You no good coffee boiler

You dirty high-binder

Uglier than a mud fence

 

 

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"Having you along is like losing 2 good men"

 

Kajun

Edited by Krazy Kajun
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Chicken stealing egg sucking gutter trash.

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If'n brains was shoe leather, you couldn't saddle a piss-ant.

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Why you lowdown no good goat faced yellow bellied scumbag.

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From an Audie Murphy western,

(1) If a rattle snake bit yah, he'd probably die.

Some others not from the movie:

(2) Your blood would make a leach  throw up.

)3) If a buzzard bit yah, he'd give up eaten meat.

(4) Your flesh would gag a maggot.

Are you can also start each one of the above four insults with ( You're so fowl)

Just say'en

 

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I'd say that's pretty bold talk from a one eyed fat man!

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1 hour ago, Krazy Kajun said:

"Having you along is like losing 2 good men"

 

Kajun

Never heard of that one-:lol:

OLG

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Here's my donation--:D

"Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man."

 

OLG

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You're as ugly as The Original Lumpy Gritz

 

 

(Although that one may be a bit too harsh for women and children)

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Here's mine: The Wire is starting to look like the Saloon.

 

<_<

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This is a real one my father used to use:

 

You're as ugly as the southbound end of a northbound mule.  :lol:

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11 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said:

You're as ugly as The Original Lumpy Gritz

 

 

(Although that one may be a bit too harsh for women and children)

 

You run like Shooting Bull...........:P

OLG

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1 minute ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

 

You run like Shooting Bull...........:P

OLG

You mean "fall"...

 

:o

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Just now, Phantom, SASS #54973 said:

You mean "fall"...

 

:o

How's this?

You run and fall like Shooting Bull.........:D

OLG

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You couldn't find the hot end of a branding iron!

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Shoot me ....why you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat

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1 hour ago, Phantom, SASS #54973 said:

You mean "fall"...

 

:o

 

In my case they're pretty much the same thing.

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She is so ugly-

 

(How ugly is she)

 

She is so ugly, she could bluff a buzzard off a meat wagon.

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You better shut your mouth before all the stupid leaks out.

 

That'll start a gunfight.

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He couldn’t hit a buffalo if one swallowed him whole! 

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"He's dumber than oatmeal"

Somebody threatens to shoot you- "I'm not worried ,I have seen you shoot"

Imis

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Was you born an idgit or did your pappy teach ya?

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You are as ugly as a bucket of smashed crabs.

 

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You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike (horse)

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Your as useless as teats on a boar hog.

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Who dressed you...........Korupt Karl!

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... nobody calls me "Mad Dog", especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash" - Buford 'Mad-Dog' Tannen

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one from a book I read a looong time ago

"you're crookeder than a Missouri rail fence"

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