Yul Lose Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Young lady walking along the side of the highway with her back to traffic texting on one device while she is holding another one up to her ear talking. How many of em do you need???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Take your pick..... http://www.toptenbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Liza-Minnelli-and-David-Gest-8.jpg OH,UGLY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 And people thought my idea about retreading condoms was stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Take your pick..... http://www.toptenbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Liza-Minnelli-and-David-Gest-8.jpg You really needed to post a warning on that! Two of them are dead, and it looks like they were dead when the pic was taken. The other two are just remarkably well preserved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 AND.....makes me wonder why they have to use sterilzed needles..... ..........Widder Well, that answer is easy. On rare occasions, the medical personnel will accidentally stick themselves. Things can get a little challenging wearing gloves sometimes, and you can fumble things. - Doc (who never stuck himself yet, but has seen it happen) Ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 To make olive oil you crush olives. Then how do they make baby oil? you had to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Why I never can find round tuits...... I keep telling the Missus "I'll get a round tuit". But then, I get to the store and all they have are rectangular and perfectly square tuits. So, I never get a round tuit. I HAVE A "ROUND-TUIT" !!! Mom gave me a round pot holder years ago and that is printed on it in big letters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Swim suits Why would you put on clothes to get wet? so my li'l swimmers have sumthin' else to grab on to!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Water bottled in paper thin plastic bought one at a time out of the convince store coast as much as soda. Or even beer bought in 12 or 24 cartons that come in glass bottles or aluminum cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Water bottled in paper thin plastic bought one at a time out of the convince store coast as much as soda. Or even beer bought in 12 or 24 cartons that come in glass bottles or aluminum cans. Funny you should mention that. Buddy and I stopped off after work at gas station. My 20 oz plastic bottle of Aquafina was $1.19. His 32 oz glass bottle of Busch $.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Tattoos. Body piercings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Tattoos. Body piercings. Having regrets are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Lay my tape measure on the kitchen table. Go upstairs, change clothes and come back down stairs. Tape measure is gone!? Wife says she didn't see, didn't touch it and has no idea where it is. A year later i find it buried in a kitchen drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Lay my tape measure on the kitchen table. Go upstairs, change clothes and come back down stairs. Tape measure is gone!? Wife says she didn't see, didn't touch it and has no idea where it is. A year later i find it buried in a kitchen draw. They do stuff like that to us to mess us up. My folk's house is about a half mile away by road but only a quarter mile through the woods. One day while cutting through the woods I came across a heavy construction hammer that had been there for a while. I have no idea how it got there. I'd never seen it before. Anyway, I picked it up and continued on to the folk's house. I dropped the hammer on the picnic tabe and proceed up onto the deck. My folks came out and we set and visited. Dad noticed the hammer and asked where it came from. Before I could answer, mom went into her "You old fool" speach telling him it had been there for years. I had to correct her. She wasn't happy that she'd been caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Water bottled in paper thin plastic bought one at a time out of the convince store coast as much as soda. Or even beer bought in 12 or 24 cartons that come in glass bottles or aluminum cans. Did you ever notice that Evian spelled Backwards is Naive? Them French is clever little rascals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Why is it when you lose something its always in the last place you look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Lay my tape measure on the kitchen table. Go upstairs, change clothes and come back down stairs. Tape measure is gone!? Wife says she didn't see, didn't touch it and has no idea where it is. A year later i find it buried in a kitchen draw. Them kitchen draws is something I could never see a use for . . . . kitchen mountains . . .kitchen hills . . kitchen valleys . . . yes . . but a kitchen "draw". Just no need for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 One time last year I went into a convenience store for a few bottles of water and came out with a case. I explained that I could have bout 6 bottles for $8 or 32 for $10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 When you keep something for 10 years and throw it away two weeks before you need it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 MSNBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 MSNBC Bless your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Why we visit each others profile (or folks visit ours) and no one ever says "hey." Is really an attempt to ascertain what kind of jack ass I really am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Nawwwwww, we already know that!! ;) it's just to make you post silly questions like this one!! Love ya, Triple D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 MSNBC MSNBC makes perfect sense - that is if you're promoting an addenda. It's people that watch it and believe it that don't make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Slim SASS #24733 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Them kitchen draws is something I could never see a use for . . . . kitchen mountains . . .kitchen hills . . kitchen valleys . . . yes . . but a kitchen "draw". Just no need for it. Ha ha You try typing on a 3" screen with your thumbs while looking thru trifocals. Add auto spell check to the mix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Why is it when you lose something its always in the last place you look Well, everyone would think you're a bit nuts if you keep looking after you find it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Well, everyone would think you're a bit nuts if you keep looking after you find it! I keep looking..........after all I've already found 6 or 7 things I forgot I had. I'm looking for the things I gave up looking for 8 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 W----THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 When you keep something for 10 years and throw it away two weeks before you need it! +100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I've been cleaning up my reloading bench and tossing stuff in the trash. I think I've went back and retrieved a half dozen things I think could still be useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Only one boot/shoe on the side of the road. Lost socks---we moved after 23 years and didn't find even one , I even took the washer and dryer apart and cleaned them b4 leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Why they locate the ignition key switch down under the colum and well behind the shift lever where you have to lean way to the right and crane your neck to look up to find it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Where's Utah Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Why they locate the ignition key switch down under the colum and well behind the shift lever where you have to lean way to the right and crane your neck to look up to find it? There on the left on an International. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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