Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 beats the alternative  6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 It fer damn sure ain’t for sissies!!  I’m aged, not aged*!  *aged: pronounced ay-jed 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Mom used to say "Getting old is not for the faint of heart." 89 - good till the last year, but she had her smarts to the end. A slightly earlier exit probably would have been more pleasant for her. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 I'm reading this as I lie in bed with pain patches and ice packs. Been skim coating and sanding ceilings in Kaya's new house. Shoulders are a tad sore. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Or… 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chantry Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Falling isn't fun anymore..... 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 1 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 13 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: It fer damn sure ain’t for sissies!!  I’m aged, not aged*!  *aged: pronounced ay-jed I always thought of aged as a verb.  We will age the cheese. Later we find that the cheese has aged long enough.  While ay-jed is an adjective. He is an old person. He is an ay-jed person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Alpo said: I always thought of aged as a verb.  We will age the cheese. Later we find that the cheese has aged long enough.  While ay-jed is an adjective. He is an old person. He is an ay-jed person. No and yes…  After you get older you’re ay-jed.  Once you age your cheese or you beef it becomes aged cheese or aged beef!  I refuse to be ay-jed, but I am properly aged !   Edited August 23 by Blackwater 53393 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Kane Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 13 hours ago, Pat Riot said: I'll take a loud motorcycle tailpipe over an aged human male's constricted front pipe any day of the week. 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 14 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: No and yes…  After you get older you’re ay-jed.  Once you age your cheese or you beef it becomes aged cheese or aged beef!  I refuse to be ay-jed, but I am properly aged !   Personally, I am neither aged nor ay-jed.  I'm old. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Law Enforcement Wisdom to young idiots: "Don't mess with guys that have gotten old in a job that's rough on young guys." 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Never underestimate old men!  They probably didn’t get old being weak or stupid!! 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Never pick a fight with an Old Man. If he's too old to fight you, he'll just kill you.🚑 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 The late Paul Harvey one time made mention of "Seasoned Citizens." I rather like that phrase. I've known folks that could be described as rather salty ... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 48 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: The late Paul Harvey one time made mention of "Seasoned Citizens." So did Rush Limbaugh. Quite frequently. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 (edited) On 8/23/2024 at 5:28 AM, Pat Riot said: And it also isn't...oh crap.  I forgot what is was sayin'.  Do any of you remember....uh somethin'...a...bout...Sh...Hell, it wasn't probably all that important anyhow. Edited August 24 by Forty Rod SASS 3935 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 My memory is fine. It's the retrieval system that's slowing down. 😂🤣 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 3 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 None of these are funny. Â They all cut too close to the bone. Â Â Well, they do! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 9 hours ago, PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L said: Â Boy does that sound familiar! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 On 8/24/2024 at 11:37 AM, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: The late Paul Harvey one time made mention of "Seasoned Citizens." I rather like that phrase. I've known folks that could be described as rather salty ...    ....... and then there's spicey ..... as in "Old Spice" ....            ....or is that Olde Spice ? ... 🙃 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 8 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:   ....... STOP that, .... the kids are watching ........  🙃 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 I turned 82 last week and I'm still cowboy shooting. Already signed up for the next shoot on Sept 7 and 8. The new category for 80 and over is El' Patron 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 1 hour ago, Buffalo Creek Law Dog said: I turned 82 last week and I'm still cowboy shooting. Already signed up for the next shoot on Sept 7 and 8. The new category for 80 and over is El' Patron    Congratulations !  ........ now be careful where you put your hands .......  😇 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 On 8/23/2024 at 11:30 AM, Blackwater 53393 said: Never underestimate old men!  They probably didn’t get old being weak or stupid!! No we didn't and I have very few scars because it's easier to give them than it is to let someone scar me up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 (edited) Look carefully!!  Scars indicate survival!!  Scars are tattoos with better stories behind ‘em!!    Edited August 30 by Blackwater 53393 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 attempting to not add more , but figure they will happen anyway 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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