It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[John Kloehr]

12 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Paradox?

 

I'm old(er). I have pairs of socks and pairs of pants. Also lots of shirts.

 

Each of the first is two and each of the second is one. So is the third, shirts just come as one. Never actually understood why this is, but really never cared, just something I have noted in the last few years.

[Subdeacon Joe]

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[Eyesa Horg]

9 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

pairs of socks and pairs of pants.

But only one underwear.

[John Kloehr]

39 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

But only one underwear.

Which is confusing with a pair of shorts, but not sure if is its is swim trunks or pair of swim trunks (pluralized either way) yet "Speedo" is singular.

Edited December 31, 2024 by John Kloehr
Trunks, not trucks. Don't want no swim trucks

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

But only one underwear.

Really? You don't have a pair of Jockey shorts, or a pair of boxers, or a pair of briefs? Or if you happen to be a girl, a pair of panties? You wear a short or a panty?

[Eyesa Horg]

Of course!! But still only one underwear!

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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Edited February 10 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

[Subdeacon Joe]

We all know that Santa lives at the North Pole.

 

 

But have you ever stopped to consider the implications of that?

 

 

It means that Santa is North Polish!

 

 

Lordy!  Sometimes I just sleigh myself!

 

 

Thank you,  thank you!  I'm here all week.   Try the veal schnitzel.   Remember to tip your waitress. 

 

 

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

25 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

We all know that Santa lives at the North Pole.

But have you ever stopped to consider the implications of that?

It means that Santa is North Polish!

Lordy!  Sometimes I just sleigh myself!

Thank you,  thank you!  I'm here all week.   Try the veal schnitzel.   Remember to tip your waitress. 

Just see your 'elf out.

[John Kloehr]

So I'll put this under almost Friday humor.

 

Had no need for another gun, and need to get up to speed and order a reloading press. Well, did have a gap simply had found nothing to fill it.

 

But then came a squirrel...

 

 

Gonna SBR it, get a can for it, and a night-vision optic. House gun. Might have it by Friday. Got to shoot a different version of it and it is a happy little thing! So I have been researching and planning this for some days.

 

Still need to get back to reloading for SASS. But thought this was a humorous squirrel. Sort of a "funny thing happened on the way to somewhere else and ended up at a gun store."

 

On edit: How I felt shooting the sample gun:

 

Edited December 31, 2024 by John Kloehr

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

a young chap applied for a job as a salesman in a department store. The sales manager interviewed him but wasn’t too impressed, so he decided to give him test to get rid of him nicely.

“Here’s a blue-check pair of trousers, red shirt, yellow tie, a rainbow-coloured jacket and a pink straw hat. If you can sell all these items within 2 hours, I’ll give you a job son.”

The young chap goes off with the items and returns with a sales docket within 45 minutes - he’s sold the lot to just one customer.

The manager is flabbergasted: “Ok you’ve got the job, that’s amazing, and in that short time, but tell me, what did the customer say to you while you were selling him this stuff?”

“Oh, he didn’t say too much at all, but I had to close the sale quickly, as his guide dog was really growling at me.”

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Subdeacon Joe]

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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Edited February 10 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I was watching a PBS Masterpiece detective show, Miss Scarlet, a lady detective. She was getting a dress fitted. She said to her seamstress, “perhaps I should have you raise the hem.”

 

Seamstress: “I will NOT have you showing your ankles!”

[DeaconKC]

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[Sedalia Dave]

[Rip Snorter]

Formulaic, though.

[Subdeacon Joe]

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Jan. 1, 1862: A New Year’s Celebration: From Granville Stuart:

“Very Cold in afternoon. Raw east wind. Everybody went to the grand ball given by Johnny Grant at Grantsville and a severe blizzard blew up and raged all night. We danced all night…

The next day he wrote: “Still blowing a gale this morning. Forty below zero and the air filled with driving, drifting snow. No one ventured to even try to go home. Johnny Grant, good hospitable soul, invited everyone to stay until the storm should cease. We accepted his invitation without a dissenting voice. After breakfast we laid down…on buffalo robes that Johnny furnished, all dressed as we were and slept until about two o’clock in the afternoon, when we arose, ate a fine dinner…then resumed dancing which we kept up with unabated pleasure until about nine in the evening, when we paused long enough to eat an excellent supper. We then began where we left off and danced until sunrise.”

On January 3: “The blizzard ceased…Everyone got home without frost bites.”

[Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862]

10 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I was watching a PBS Masterpiece detective show, Miss Scarlet, a lady detective. She was getting a dress fitted. She said to her seamstress, “perhaps I should have you raise the hem.”

 

Seamstress: “I will NOT have you showing your ankles!”

good show!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

11 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I was watching a PBS Masterpiece detective show, Miss Scarlet, a lady detective. She was getting a dress fitted. She said to her seamstress, “perhaps I should have you raise the hem.”

 

Seamstress: “I will NOT have you showing your ankles!”

 

   ..... sorta reminds me of the story of Julie Newmar being fitted for her "Catwoman" costume.

 

🥰

[Alpo]

8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   ..... sorta reminds me of the story of Julie Newmar being fitted for her "Catwoman" costume.

 

🥰

You can't just throw a statement like that out there and leave it.

 

Tell the story.

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[Subdeacon Joe]