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A doctor is interviewing a new patient, a 65-year-old man.

“How old was your father when he died?” the doctor asks.

“Did I say my father was dead?” the man replies indignantly. “He’s 84 years old and in robust health.”

The embarrassed doctor then asks, “How old was your grandfather when he died?”

“Did I say my grandfather was dead?” replies the man. “He just turned 105 and is getting married tomorrow.”

“Why would a 105-year-old man want to get married?” asks the doctor.

”Did I say that he wanted to get married?”

 

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On 12/16/2024 at 8:05 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

That seems to be the style for online with those under 40.   

I think because so much is posted from phones now.   

I've noticed that as well. I text a bit with 2 PHD Professors, one of whom is also a writer with several books to his name. There is never punctuation in their texts. Sometimes a coma, maybe! And damned otto get them too!

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2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I've noticed that as well. I text a bit with 2 PHD Professors, one of whom is also a writer with several books to his name. There is never punctuation in their texts. Sometimes a coma, maybe! And damned otto get them too!

That's why Editors get paid. When I wrote my book, my punctuation was so bad that I had to pay my Editrix extra. Though she did say that she had to make fewer changes for content than just about anything else she'd done.

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58 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie....
It was a partridge on a par 3.

For future reference, that goes in this thread:

 

 

Here I'll give you:

 

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Something is missing,  link doesn't work. 

Hmm, here is a screen grab of what i posted:

 

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Arrived late to a party in college - had to work and had paid into the liquor.  Was given a shot of Everclear and told it was Tequila.  Tossed it back and it was like liquid fire going down.  I was a jock and had a high pain threshold - dam' near barfed it up.  The big benefit to Everclear is if you are hiking, cut with other liquids, a lot of liquor in a small package.

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This may contain: the junk drawer is packed with various items to make it easier for someone to use

 

I once did something similar for friends who were moving to a new house. ....... cost me over $400.00 ! 😬

            ................ perhaps I got them more junk than is pictured .... 🙃

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50 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

This may contain: a woman sitting at a desk in front of a blackboard with writing on it

 

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