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Not really humor but

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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

My daughters have had a shtick way of introducing them selves for years. I memorialized it.

 

 

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Perfect for identical twins .

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender is new and not very experienced yet in mixing drinks. So the brunette says “I’ll have a screwdriver”, and the bartender replies, “A screwdriver? What’s that?” The brunette says “It’s orange juice and vodka, duh!” So the bartender sheepishly makes the drink and asks the redhead, “Ok what do you want?” And she replies “I’ll take a Cuba Libre”. The bartender is embarrassed and asks “I’m sorry, what’s a Cuba Libre?” The redhead says “Well it’s a rum and Coke, duh!” So he makes the drink and then asks the blonde “Well what do you want?” The blonde replies, “I’ll have a 15.” The bartender goes “A 15? What the hell is a 15?” And the blonde says “It’s a 7 and 7, duh!”

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Reading that over just now, I thought geese were the ones that came in a gaggle.

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14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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Reading that over just now, I thought geese were the ones that came in a gaggle.

While not considering deputies speaking with them and the elks agreeing to leave?

 

Well, could be:

 

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And I don't know what the correct plural is, I would have gone with "group" as "herd" is probably not correct.

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