Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 20, 2024 Posted December 20, 2024 What’s the difference between men and term deposits? Term deposits eventually mature. 2 1 1 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 20, 2024 Posted December 20, 2024 My daughters have had a shtick way of introducing them selves for years. I memorialized it. 5 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 20, 2024 Author Posted December 20, 2024 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: My daughters have had a shtick way of introducing them selves for years. I memorialized it. Perfect for identical twins . 3 1 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 22, 2024 Posted December 22, 2024 A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender is new and not very experienced yet in mixing drinks. So the brunette says “I’ll have a screwdriver”, and the bartender replies, “A screwdriver? What’s that?” The brunette says “It’s orange juice and vodka, duh!” So the bartender sheepishly makes the drink and asks the redhead, “Ok what do you want?” And she replies “I’ll take a Cuba Libre”. The bartender is embarrassed and asks “I’m sorry, what’s a Cuba Libre?” The redhead says “Well it’s a rum and Coke, duh!” So he makes the drink and then asks the blonde “Well what do you want?” The blonde replies, “I’ll have a 15.” The bartender goes “A 15? What the hell is a 15?” And the blonde says “It’s a 7 and 7, duh!” 1 6 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 22, 2024 Posted December 22, 2024 (edited) I saw a troll’s question “is the US Navy a match for Admiral Kuznetsov?” my reply “USS Intrapid is a match for Kuznetsov!” Intrepid is a museum ship. Edited December 22, 2024 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 1 1 2 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 22, 2024 Posted December 22, 2024 fire starter for the coal 1 Quote
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 22, 2024 Posted December 22, 2024 (edited) * Mandatory Text after deleting no longer relevant meme! SOMEBODY, who shall remain nameless, changed their posted meme!! Edited December 23, 2024 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 22, 2024 Author Posted December 22, 2024 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCucvA5x9RX/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 23, 2024 Posted December 23, 2024 My wife asked for peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm. 2 1 4 Quote
Alpo Posted December 23, 2024 Posted December 23, 2024 Reading that over just now, I thought geese were the ones that came in a gaggle. 2 3 Quote
John Kloehr Posted December 23, 2024 Posted December 23, 2024 14 minutes ago, Alpo said: Reading that over just now, I thought geese were the ones that came in a gaggle. While not considering deputies speaking with them and the elks agreeing to leave? Well, could be: And I don't know what the correct plural is, I would have gone with "group" as "herd" is probably not correct. 3 1 Quote
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