It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDtY0AliZa_/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Alpo]

This is kind of funny. Watch all of it.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA2J-_uPwmJ/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

[Alpo]

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Mined from a comedy meme board.

Possible copyright infringement.

 

Edited February 10, 2025 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474

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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a martini. The bartender serves him and says, "You ain't from around here are you?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Boston." The bartender asks him what he does up in Boston and the guy says that he's a taxidermist. The bartender looks confused and asks the guy what a taxidermist is? The guy says, " I mount dead animals."

 

The bartender thinks for a moment and then hollers out,

"It's ok fellers, he's one of us!"

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/5185278964833029?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[Alpo]

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[Sedalia Dave]

11 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/5185278964833029?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Not sure I would brag about that. 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Not sure I would brag about that. 

Wouldn't open for me!

[Sedalia Dave]

25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Wouldn't open for me!

 

Miss Rodeo North Dakota at the Miss Rodeo America pageant says;

 

" Hi I'm Callie Enander and my drivers license has killed more deer than my hunting license. "

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Wouldn't open for me!

 

Yeah,  I spent a couple of minutes trying to find it on YouTube to appease the "i don't do Facebook" people.   No luck. 

 

Oh well. 

 

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Not sure I would brag about that. 

 

It could mean that she's hit one with her motor vehicle and none with her rifle. 

 

But she's quite photogenic,  delivered the line with confidence, and made what I assume is a "Tell us about yourself in one sentence" presentation memorable. 

[Eyesa Horg]

I don't do FB, but it usually lets me watch them once. This time, no dice.

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[DeaconKC]

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[Sedalia Dave]

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[Sedalia Dave]

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A blonde girl calls her neighbor and says “come over here I have a difficult puzzle that I can not solve, can you come over and help me?” So the neighbour comes and says: ik wat is the puzzle supposed to be when it is finished?”. The girl says “according to the box it is supposed to be a red rooster when it is finished”

The man takes a look at the box and the pieces that are spread on the table and says: “well, we won’t get anything even remotely resembling a red rooster from these pieces. Let’s just relax, have a cup of coffee and let's put the cornflakes back in the box”

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]