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I just stole this from the Smith & Wesson board.

 

 

When I was 10 I was the pitcher on our Little League team. Did not throw very hard, but frequently got the ball over the plate.


Our league had a mercy rule. If one team was ahead by 10 runs at the end of an inning, the game was called.


In one game we scored 16 runs in the top of the 1st. I retired the side in the bottom of the 1st on four pitches. No runs, no hits, no errors. A no hitter and a perfect game. Sort of.

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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a martini. The bartender serves him and says, "You ain't from around here are you?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Boston." The bartender asks him what he does up in Boston and the guy says that he's a taxidermist. The bartender looks confused and asks the guy what a taxidermist is? The guy says, " I mount dead animals."

 

The bartender thinks for a moment and then hollers out,

"It's ok fellers, he's one of us!"

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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:


Not sure I would brag about that. 

Wouldn't open for me!

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25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Wouldn't open for me!

 

Miss Rodeo North Dakota at the Miss Rodeo America pageant says;

 

" Hi I'm Callie Enander and my drivers license has killed more deer than my hunting license. "

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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Wouldn't open for me!

 

Yeah,  I spent a couple of minutes trying to find it on YouTube to appease the "i don't do Facebook" people.   No luck. 

 

Oh well. 

 

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:


Not sure I would brag about that. 

 

It could mean that she's hit one with her motor vehicle and none with her rifle. 

 

But she's quite photogenic,  delivered the line with confidence, and made what I assume is a "Tell us about yourself in one sentence" presentation memorable. 

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I don't do FB, but it usually lets me watch them once. This time, no dice.

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