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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?" Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want." Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice............... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 Yes, Six Flags does offer a meal plan. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 34 minutes ago, Alpo said: Sign on the staircase to Air Force One. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: On the one hand I agree with that last line. I'm not Irish. I don't celebrate St Paddy's Day. I also don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo because I'm not Mexican. On the other hand, St Paddy's Day is a religious holiday, not an Irish holiday. So get over yourself. And on the third hand, "you're not Irish so you can't relate to the problems of the Irish" is right up there with "it's a black thing - you wouldn't understand". So take your racist "I'm better than you because I am this ethnicity" bull and shove it. 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 11 minutes ago, Alpo said: On the one hand I agree with that last line. I'm not Irish. I don't celebrate St Paddy's Day. I also don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo because I'm not Mexican. On the other hand, St Paddy's Day is a religious holiday, not an Irish holiday. So get over yourself. And on the third hand, "you're not Irish so you can't relate to the problems of the Irish" is right up there with "it's a black thing - you wouldn't understand". So take your racist "I'm better than you because I am this ethnicity" bull and shove it. Eloquently said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 30 minutes ago, Alpo said: On the one hand I agree with that last line. I'm not Irish. I don't celebrate St Paddy's Day. I also don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo because I'm not Mexican. On the other hand, St Paddy's Day is a religious holiday, not an Irish holiday. So get over yourself. And on the third hand, "you're not Irish so you can't relate to the problems of the Irish" is right up there with "it's a black thing - you wouldn't understand". So take your racist "I'm better than you because I am this ethnicity" bull and shove it. I believe it's called sarcasm or maybe an argument reductio ad absurdum. Pointing out the idiocy of others by using the same argument from a different point. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Texas Joker said: I believe it's called sarcasm or maybe an argument reductio ad absurdum. Pointing out the idiocy of others by using the same argument from a different point. Give the man a Kewpi Doll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Alpo said: On the other hand, St Paddy's Day is a religious holiday, not an Irish holiday. It started as that, true. But in the Americas by the mid or late 1800s it had become mainly a hedonistic display of all things Hibernian, with any religious aspect being a minor sidebar centered on the myth of driving snakes out of Ireland, and the possibly true story of him using a shamrock to try to explain the Trinity to the heathen Irish. As an aside, the first St. Patrick's Day parade, which I suspect was more of a religious procession than what we consider a parade, was in your neck of the woods, St. Augustin, in the early 1600s. Seems that somehow the Spanish ended up with an Irish priest there. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Give the man a Kewpi Doll! Ooooh! Gifts that can't be gender normalized. Not good. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 (edited) 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: It started as that, true. I think for many, it is now just an excuse to drink green beer. Edited March 16 by John Kloehr Fat fingers, but Otto had no problem with "isnow." 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: any religious aspect being a minor sidebar centered on the myth of driving snakes out of Ireland I've heard the snakes weren't reptiles, but druid priests. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 17 Author Share Posted March 17 35 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: I've heard the snakes weren't reptiles, but druid priests. That's the usual interpretation of it that I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I bet any number of us could come up with jokes or comments that would get us banned from the internet forever! But I bet we would laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ozark Huckleberry Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: . . . Said no bartender, EVER. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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