It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

Welsh Placename Edition

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

23 hours ago, Alpo said:

Whoever manufactures them in Fargo… 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

This made my day laugh 

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

40 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Edited April 15, 2024 by Sedalia Dave

[Alpo]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your waitress.

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6zHxZ8QC7H4?si=qvou6Bhy5rbrNSCz

 

[Alpo]

Could have been worse. In Riley's Luck, Val got two guys to hold full mop buckets - wooden mop buckets - up against the ceiling with the mop handle.

 

So instead of making a little bit of mess on the floor, it would have soaked them and maybe cracked their skulls when the mop buckets fell.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

14 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

This made my day laugh 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2024 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A book review on Amazon….

 

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Weapon of Mass Destruction

Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2024

This book is great to have around if you have a prowler. Just grab this book and whack them with it.

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

New Jeep speedometer.

[DeaconKC]

I owned a CJ7 like that...

[Subdeacon Joe]

My name is Crassus, Procerus Senex Crassus.

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[DocWard]

On 4/15/2024 at 10:23 PM, Alpo said:

Could have been worse. In Riley's Luck, Val got two guys to hold full mop buckets - wooden mop buckets - up against the ceiling with the mop handle.

 

So instead of making a little bit of mess on the floor, it would have soaked them and maybe cracked their skulls when the mop buckets fell.

Reilly’s Luck. Sorry, it would bothered me 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[John Kloehr]

19 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

My name is Crassus, Procerus Senex Crassus.

 

 

Pilosus is in my name somewhere...

[Alpo]

Is it possible to be both Pilōsus and Glaber at the same time?

[Eyesa Horg]

12 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Is it possible to be both Pilōsus and Glaber at the same time?

Seems it would be, especially if you're Senex as well.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

 proper Englishman, wandering the heaths of Scotland, walks into a pub.

“My good man,” he says. “I hear you have 100 year-old Scotch. I would love a bit.”

The pub owner takes down a glass and pours an ounce.

After a sip, the Englishman says, “Oh my. My dear fellow! That is 20 year-old Scotch! I am here for the 100 year-old!”

The pub owner shakes his head, pulls another glass and bottle, and pours the libation.

the Englishman takes a sip and declares: “Oh! No! That is 50 year-old Scotch. I want the 100 year-old one. You have it, haven’t you?”

The pub owner, now cowed, pulls down another glass and a dusty bottle. He wipes off the bottle and pours it into the glass.

The Englishman takes a sip and sighs. “Ah. Now that’s the right stuff! Glorious!”

The man next to him nudges him and points to the glass he has pushed over.

“Try that!”

The Englishman takes a sip and spits it out. “Plah! That’s pi55!”

The man replies: “Now tell me how old I am!”

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]