It's Almost Friday Humor Thread

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[Sedalia Dave]

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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[Subdeacon Joe]

Welsh Placename Edition

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

23 hours ago, Alpo said:

Whoever manufactures them in Fargo… 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

  

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

This made my day laugh 

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers,

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

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[Sedalia Dave]

40 minutes ago, Alpo said:

 

Edited April 15, 2024 by Sedalia Dave

[Alpo]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your waitress.

[Subdeacon Joe]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6zHxZ8QC7H4?si=qvou6Bhy5rbrNSCz

 

[Alpo]

Could have been worse. In Riley's Luck, Val got two guys to hold full mop buckets - wooden mop buckets - up against the ceiling with the mop handle.

 

So instead of making a little bit of mess on the floor, it would have soaked them and maybe cracked their skulls when the mop buckets fell.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

14 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

This made my day laugh 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2024 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

A book review on Amazon….

 

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Weapon of Mass Destruction

Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2024

This book is great to have around if you have a prowler. Just grab this book and whack them with it.

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Alpo]

[Subdeacon Joe]

New Jeep speedometer.

[DeaconKC]

I owned a CJ7 like that...

[Subdeacon Joe]

My name is Crassus, Procerus Senex Crassus.

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[DocWard]

On 4/15/2024 at 10:23 PM, Alpo said:

Could have been worse. In Riley's Luck, Val got two guys to hold full mop buckets - wooden mop buckets - up against the ceiling with the mop handle.

 

So instead of making a little bit of mess on the floor, it would have soaked them and maybe cracked their skulls when the mop buckets fell.

Reilly’s Luck. Sorry, it would bothered me 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[John Kloehr]

19 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

My name is Crassus, Procerus Senex Crassus.

 

 

Pilosus is in my name somewhere...

[Alpo]

Is it possible to be both Pilōsus and Glaber at the same time?

[Eyesa Horg]

12 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Is it possible to be both Pilōsus and Glaber at the same time?

Seems it would be, especially if you're Senex as well.

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]