Alpo Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 5 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Elvira’s advice for October, avoid starting an argument with anyone with a chainsaw. 4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: almost completely and entirely not incorrect ......... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: almost completely and entirely not incorrect ......... So, how many nuts are you being ruled by? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: So, how many nuts are you being ruled by? Am I s’posed to count Schoolmarm?? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 37 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Am I s’posed to count Schoolmarm?? Uh, not out loud! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: So, how many nuts are you being ruled by? ....... not sayin' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T EXPLAIN A farmer is sitting in his local pub. His mate from the neighbouring farm walks in and says, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day having drink after drink?” “Some things you just can’t explain,” says the farmer. “What happened that’s so horrible?” “Well, if you must know, I was sitting by my cow milking her this morning and just as I got the bucket about full she took her left leg and kicked it over.” “That’s not so bad. What’s the big deal?” “Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer says again. “Then what happened?” “I took her left leg and tied it to the post with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket almost full for the second time, she took her right leg and kicked it over,” the farmer explains. “Again? Then what did you do?” “I took her right leg and tied it to the right post. Then I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.” “Wow, you must have been pretty upset,” the neighbour replies. “Some things you just can’t explain.” “What did you do then?” “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in.” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T EXPLAIN A farmer is sitting in his local pub. His mate from the neighbouring farm walks in and says, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day having drink after drink?” “Some things you just can’t explain,” says the farmer. “What happened that’s so horrible?” “Well, if you must know, I was sitting by my cow milking her this morning and just as I got the bucket about full she took her left leg and kicked it over.” “That’s not so bad. What’s the big deal?” “Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer says again. “Then what happened?” “I took her left leg and tied it to the post with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket almost full for the second time, she took her right leg and kicked it over,” the farmer explains. “Again? Then what did you do?” “I took her right leg and tied it to the right post. Then I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.” “Wow, you must have been pretty upset,” the neighbour replies. “Some things you just can’t explain.” “What did you do then?” “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment my pants fell down and my wife walked in.” WOW!!!!!! 3 almost buckets of milk .......... ? 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: WOW!!!!!! 3 almost buckets of milk .......... ? Small buckets. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 7, 2023 Author Share Posted October 7, 2023 The time has come for St. Peter's annual three-week vacation, and Jesus volunteers to fill in for him at the Pearly Gates. "It's no big deal," St. Peter explains. "Sit at the registration desk, and ask each person a little about his or her life. Then send them on to housekeeping to pick up their wings." On the third day, Jesus looks up to see a bewildered old man standing in front of him. "I'm a simple carpenter," says the man. "And once I had a son. He was born in a very special way, and was unlike anyone else in this world. He went through a great transformation even though he had holes in his hands and feet. He was taken from me a long time ago, but his spirit lives on forever. All over the world people tell his story." By this time, Jesus is standing with his arms outstretched. There are tears in his eyes, and he embraces the old man. "Father," he cries out, "It's been so long!" The old man squints, stares for a moment, and says, "Pinocchio?" 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 7, 2023 Author Share Posted October 7, 2023 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwGAMAkMP9R/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg== 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 I've had dogs all my life, and I cannot imagine any of my dogs sitting there while the food was being made in front of him like this. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx_GYpqy6c2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: That's NOT what "Drive through window" means! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Alpo said: I've had dogs all my life, and I cannot imagine any of my dogs sitting there while the food was being made in front of him like this. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx_GYpqy6c2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet About three or four times what my Australian shepherds get, though mine are fed twice a day. Might explain why those corgis are a little “chubby” Regards Gateway Kid PS mine will wait like that though not at the counter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 I'm missing something. What's the big deal about 10mm sockets? PF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said: I'm missing something. What's the big deal about 10mm sockets? PF They disappear. The end up somewhere between where they fell off the socket wrench and the ground. They almost never hit the ground when dropped over an engine bay. Most who have done enough auto repair have more than a handful of socket sets, none of which have 10mm sockets. Well, the most recent set has one but not the older sets. Every (rarely) now and then, one of us finds a 10mm socket wedged into some crevice or frame cavity, but this will only lead to the loss of the newest shiniest 10mm socket. It might even be a law of physics, research is not yet conclusive on this point. But there are clues in Heisenberg's uncertainty theories and loss of 10mm sockets clearly violates the Bell Inequality. That is the deal big with 10mm sockets. 1/2" sockets don't even come close from a historical standpoint. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matthew Duncan Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 Him: Your hair looks different.. Her: Thank you. I just had it done. Him: Can I feel it? Her: Yes you can. Him: He starts feeling her upper lip. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139 said: I'm missing something. What's the big deal about 10mm sockets? PF 58 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: They disappear. The end up somewhere between where they fell off the socket wrench and the ground. They almost never hit the ground when dropped over an engine bay. Most who have done enough auto repair have more than a handful of socket sets, none of which have 10mm sockets. Well, the most recent set has one but not the older sets. Every (rarely) now and then, one of us finds a 10mm socket wedged into some crevice or frame cavity, but this will only lead to the loss of the newest shiniest 10mm socket. It might even be a law of physics, research is not yet conclusive on this point. But there are clues in Heisenberg's uncertainty theories and loss of 10mm sockets clearly violates the Bell Inequality. That is the deal big with 10mm sockets. 1/2" sockets don't even come close from a historical standpoint. It seems that MANY of the smaller nuts and bolts on cars these days require a 10mm socket. Most times you can't even start a project without one. They get used a LOT, so they get lost a lot. As a bonus, they are small enough to lodge in places that you can't get to. Amazon and ebay even have sets of the things on them. https://www.amazon.com/CASOMAN-10Piece-Impact-Socket-Shallow/dp/B0B9947T61/ref=sr_1_5?crid=74MEHLZKUB6D&keywords=10mm+socket+set&qid=1696810429&sprefix=10mm+socket%2Caps%2C158&sr=8-5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Sackett Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Matthew Duncan said: Him: Your hair looks different.. Her: Thank you. I just had it done. Him: Can I feel it? Her: Yes you can. Him: He starts feeling her upper lip. And the fight was on! Sam Sackett 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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