Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Can't find it on YouTube https://www.facebook.com/reel/1138137317161348?mibextid=9drbnH The receipt: https://www.cooks.com/recipe/p67gr1k1/grape-nuts-southern-pie.html Otto struck again! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 (edited) I busted him on that month or so back. And he explained that receipt is an older term for recipe, but still an acceptable spelling, and one he uses often. So that wasn't otto. Joe done it. Added: see definition number four. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/receipt Then go down a little bit further and read about receipt versus recipe. Edited October 23, 2023 by Alpo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Okay, I will let Otto off the hook - this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 23, 2023 Author Share Posted October 23, 2023 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Otto struck again! Nope. Up until fairly recently a list of ingredients and how to put them together was called a receipt. E.g. https://d.lib.msu.edu/fa/4 "Aunt Babette's" cook book : foreign and domestic receipts for the household : a valuable collection of receipts and hints for the housewife, many of which are not to be found elsewhere" And Edited October 23, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Had a girlfriend with a Siamese cat that loved to be spinned like that! It was laying on the floor once and I put my fingers under its' chin and started spinning it. After that, it would come up to me and lay down so I could spin it. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Our Winchester kitty liked it too. Our Mossberg liked to get shoved across the floor and would come slippin and slidin back for more. Then suddenly attack your hand!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 (edited) On 10/22/2023 at 9:45 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: Can't find it on YouTube https://www.facebook.com/reel/1138137317161348?mibextid=9drbnH The receipt: https://www.cooks.com/recipe/p67gr1k1/grape-nuts-southern-pie.html my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie. Edited October 25, 2023 by Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 25, 2023 Author Share Posted October 25, 2023 8 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie. That's something I don't understand, "Hey! This is REALLY GOOD!!!" "IT'S WHAT?!?! DON'T EVER FEED ME THAT GARBAGE AGAIN!" If you liked it, you liked it. The taste didn't suddenly change because y found out what's in it. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 13 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: That's something I don't understand, "Hey! This is REALLY GOOD!!!" "IT'S WHAT?!?! DON'T EVER FEED ME THAT GARBAGE AGAIN!" If you liked it, you liked it. The taste didn't suddenly change because y found out what's in it. It wasn't the pie so much as she "pranked" him. We had it a few time after that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 25, 2023 Author Share Posted October 25, 2023 My wife sent me: ""Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle" by steve higgs and wanted to share this quote with you."Both of my dogs had a thing about squirrels. I could not work out if they felt it was some form of personal insult that a squirrel would come into the garden, or whether it was something else, but they went after them as if they were balls thrown by God." 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 A soldier, a sailor, a marine, and an airman are all in a survival class. The instructor asks, “you wake up and find a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?” The sailor says “ I get out of the tent, sir” The soldier says “ I kill it, sir” The Marine says “I KILL IT! THEN EAT IT! SIR! OOHRAH!” The airman says “ I call the front desk and find out why there's a tent in my room, sir.’ 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Even the trees know the truth. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 27, 2023 Author Share Posted October 27, 2023 (edited) My wife sent another quote: "Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle" by steve higgs and wanted to share this quote with you."‘Women, in general, have a scale of contentment. It goes in descending order like this: Great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine. When a girl says I’m fine a chap should look for a shield or leave the area.’" Edited October 27, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Last week her a call from my lady. She got to her destination but now had a car problem. The key would not come out of the ignition, nor could she turn it to start the car again. OK, it is an older vintage car and something in the column could have broke, but before I detour for a special stop, I ask her if she put the transmission in park... That was it But I could not give her a hard time, some decades ago I parked my car on the lawn to wash and detail it in the shade of a tree. A few hours later I went to move it and the car would not start... I had left it in drive when I pulled onto the lawn. Took me several hours to figure it out. Mine back then was just a key in the dash, her's is newer and has a column interlock. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 27, 2023 Author Share Posted October 27, 2023 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxJ5EdROB7c/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Don't touch her fabric shears. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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