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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Otto struck again!:ph34r:

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I busted him on that month or so back.

 

And he explained that receipt is an older term for recipe, but still an acceptable spelling, and one he uses often.

 

So that wasn't otto. Joe done it.

 

 

Added: see definition number four.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/receipt

 

Then go down a little bit further and read about receipt versus recipe.

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26 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Otto struck again!:ph34r:

 

Nope.   Up until fairly recently a list of ingredients and how to put them together was called a receipt.

 

E.g. https://d.lib.msu.edu/fa/4

 

"Aunt Babette's" cook book : foreign and domestic receipts for the household : a valuable collection of receipts and hints for the housewife, many of which are not to be found elsewhere"

 

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18 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Had a girlfriend with a Siamese cat that loved to be spinned like that!

 

It was laying on the floor once and I put my fingers under its' chin and started spinning it. After that, it would come up to me and lay down so I could spin it.

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Our Winchester kitty liked it too. Our Mossberg liked to get shoved across the floor and would come slippin and slidin back for more. Then suddenly attack your hand!!

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On 10/22/2023 at 9:45 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie.

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8 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

my mother made a fake apple pie out of ritz crackers one time, fed it to my Dad. He commented on how good it was, she laughed and told him what it was, he was pissed. Told her never make that crap again. Till he found out her brother was coming for a visit, " make one of those pie for him" got a good laugh when my uncle thought it was good pie.

 

That's something I don't understand, "Hey! This is REALLY GOOD!!!"

"IT'S WHAT?!?! DON'T EVER FEED ME THAT GARBAGE AGAIN!"

 

If you liked it, you liked it. The taste didn't suddenly change because y found out what's in it.   

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13 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

That's something I don't understand, "Hey! This is REALLY GOOD!!!"

"IT'S WHAT?!?! DON'T EVER FEED ME THAT GARBAGE AGAIN!"

 

If you liked it, you liked it. The taste didn't suddenly change because y found out what's in it.   

It wasn't the pie so much as she "pranked" him. We had it a few time after that.

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My wife sent me:

""Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle" by steve higgs and wanted to share this quote with you.

"Both of my dogs had a thing about squirrels. I could not work out if they felt it was some form of personal insult that a squirrel would come into the garden, or whether it was something else, but they went after them as if they were balls thrown by God."

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A soldier, a sailor, a marine, and an airman are all in a survival class. The instructor asks, “you wake up and find a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?”

The sailor says “ I get out of the tent, sir”

The soldier says “ I kill it, sir”

The Marine says “I KILL IT! THEN EAT IT! SIR! OOHRAH!”

The airman says “ I call the front desk and find out why there's a tent in my room, sir.’

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My wife sent another quote:

 "Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle" by steve higgs and wanted to share this quote with you.

"‘Women, in general, have a scale of contentment. It goes in descending order like this: Great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine. When a girl says I’m fine a chap should look for a shield or leave the area.’"

 

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10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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Last week her a call from my lady. She got to her destination but now had a car problem. The key would not come out of the ignition, nor could she turn it to start the car again.

 

OK, it is an older vintage car and something in the column could have broke, but before I detour for a special stop, I ask her if she put the transmission in park...

 

That was it :lol:

 

But I could not give her a hard time, some decades ago I parked my car on the lawn to wash and detail it in the shade of a tree. A few hours later I went to move it and the car would not start... I had left it in drive when I pulled onto the lawn. Took me several hours to figure it out. Mine back then was just a key in the dash, her's is newer and has a column interlock.

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She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl

sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things,

a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,

but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package

on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!".

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