Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 I'm fluent in profanity because I work with computers. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I'm fluent in profanity because I work with computers. I wonder what that makes me. I am a former Sailor and I work with *^%$#*@ computers. Edited October 9, 2023 by Sedalia Dave 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 43 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: I wonder what that makes me. I am a former Sailor and I work with *^%$#*@ computers. Profanic bilingual? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 9, 2023 Author Share Posted October 9, 2023 Quote I love this story: When Yogi Berra would run into Rachel Robinson, and this was true pretty much to the end of Yogi’s life, they would always exchange two words. “Safe,” Rachel would say. “Out,” Yogi would say. And then the two would smile and they would embrace. Joe Posnanski 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 You know she’s a keeper when she whispers this ….. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 (edited) Looks like Hillary was driving drunk again. 42 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Looks like Hillary was driving drunk again. Edited October 9, 2023 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Costco fail I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant?So because I'm retired and have little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me, I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day! 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 First kill of the season. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 On 10/7/2023 at 5:43 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Yes 'tis. If I had ever lost my sense of humor I'd be dead now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 On 10/7/2023 at 5:16 PM, Sedalia Dave said: I agree. I HATE pumpkins, squash of any kind and watermelon. Go Gumbo, GO! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 On 10/8/2023 at 3:43 PM, Sedalia Dave said: SPAM: Sh-- Posing As Meat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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