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7 hours ago, Alpo said:

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The United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing was a very odd sect. 

But it was the most successful of the Utopian societies/sects from the 18th and 19th centuries.

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

St. Peter said,

"I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?

"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple.

"But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted.

"It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!

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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker said to them:

"You can have her shipped home for five thousand dollars or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for one hundred and fifty dollars".

The man thought about it and told him to just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asks:

"Why would you spend 5000 dollars to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here with only 150 dollars".

The man replied:

"A man died here two thousand years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance

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Hey y’all

Found this one's for all my fellow sharpshooters here.

Why did the cowboy bring a pencil to the gunfight?

Because he wanted to draw!

I hope this one tickles your funny bone a bit. Keep the laughter rollin’ and the barrels hot!

Happy Trails, Partners!

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26 minutes ago, Alpo said:





It's easy to tell them apart: one sees you later one sees you after a while.

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The tale of Ye Olde Chemtrail

It is a little known fact that prior to the Wright Bros first flight in 1903, almost 93% of chemcloud operations were conducted by steam locomotives, and to a lesser extent, the Cunard Line British and North American Royal Mail Steam Packet Company.

Once aircraft had taken over geoengineering chemtrail operations more effectively at higher altitudes, the majority of steam locomotives were retired from regular service, though a small number continue to run on tourist and heritage lines.

and now you know...



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7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:


I’ll see your advertisement and raise you…





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