Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Men are demanding reparations from women for Eve eating that apple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 I was wondering why the temperature dropped and things got really quiet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Yea, wait on. And Genesis 3:16 says; “I will greatly multiplyYour pain in childbirth,In pain you shall deliver children;Yet your desire will be for your husband,And he shall rule over you.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Hell with the apple...what about the rib? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: Hell with the apple...what about the rib? I finished the rest of them last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: Hell with the apple...what about the rib? I saw something one time years ago. This long explanation about why God chose a rib. I don't remember it all but there were two parts that stuck with me. The rib is under the arm, so man will put the arm around the woman and protect her. And the rib is next to the heart, so man will love her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 yea I asked my GF about that . was told to get on my knees and kiss her rearend ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Uhm.....wait.... Didn't Adam EAT the apple too???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 20, 2021 Author Share Posted April 20, 2021 46 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Uhm.....wait.... Didn't Adam EAT the apple too???? Yea after being coerced into eating it from that nasty Eve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Yea after being coerced into eating it from that nasty Eve! I am gonna bet, she twisted no arm!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 God was walking with Adam in the garden. Adam: Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me. God: I could give you a woman. What would you want her to be like? Adam: Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive. God: You know a woman like that would cost you an arm and a leg? Adam: Okay, Lord. What could I get for a rib? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 20, 2021 Author Share Posted April 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I am gonna bet, she twisted no arm!!! Well maybe he was really hungry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: God was walking with Adam in the garden. Adam: Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me. God: I could give you a woman. What would you want her to be like? Adam: Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive. God: How about I create the dog for your company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: God: How about I create the dog for your company? Wel-l-ll, Charlie, I think we know why the dog wouldn't quite do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: God was walking with Adam in the garden. Adam: Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me. God: I could give you a woman. What would you want her to be like? Adam: Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive. God: You know a woman like that would cost you an arm and a leg? Adam: Okay, Lord. What could I get for a rib? Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 19 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Wel-l-ll, Charlie, I think we know why the dog wouldn't quite do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!! Singin' Sue, there are some women that are worth an arm and a leg. My wife, I would give my whole body for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 40 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 God created the Earth, the planets, man and the entire universe in 6 days. Then God rested on the 7th day Then God created woman And neither man nor God has rested since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 You need to stop reading Babylonbee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Eve may have taken the first bite, but how about that Adam? First thing he did when God caught them was blame it on Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 How about the "raspberry starting position" for a stage. I am the creator of that one. It is like this with your thumbs in your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 19 minutes ago, MizPete said: Eve may have taken the first bite, but how about that Adam? First thing he did when God caught them was blame it on Eve. MizPete is correct. It was because of that woman God gave to Adam that caused it! Birdgun's fractured scripture interpretation. Genesis 3:12 (CSB) 3:12: The man replied, “The woman you gave to be with me — she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate.” When I mess up, I tell God the same thing. It's because of that woman YOU gave me. And, I let my wife know it's her and God's fault. That's because I have Acme 'No Fault Insurance.' It's not my fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 https://nutritionstudies.org/bananas-the-forbidden-fruit/ Quote ... Some Muslim and Christian traditions hold that the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve so briefly enjoyed in the Garden of Eden was not the apple, which is not native to Mesopotamia, but the banana. In the iconography of those traditions, the first man and woman wore not fig but banana leaves to hide their nakedness. Those Christian missionaries knew a good thing when they saw it. They returned to Iberia and Italy with banana plants in hand... Eating from the tree of knowledge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Birdgun's fractured scripture interpretation. Genesis 3:12 (CSB) 3:12: The man replied, “The woman you gave to be with me — she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate.” And there is the true sin. If Adam had fessed up, said something like, "Yes, Lord, I broke your simple rule, please forgive me." everything would have been fine. But he tried to pass the blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 21, 2021 Author Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: You need to stop reading Babylonbee. Aha, you saw it too huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 6 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Uhm.....wait.... Didn't Adam EAT the apple too???? I understand it was forced on him by Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 21, 2021 Author Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: I understand it was forced on him by Eve. This is true! She said if you don't eat this apple you'll be sleeping on the couch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Yeah, and they didn't have a couch. Just some hard rocks outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: This is true! She said if you don't eat this apple you'll be sleeping on the couch! ....with the Dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Yeah, and they didn't have a couch. Just some hard rocks outside. Must have been enough....You are here today.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I am gonna bet, she twisted no arm!!! She was naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said: She was naked... And yet...had they both left the fruit alone, and obeyed their 'father'...they would have lived blissfully naked, and not have been ashamed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Well, I don’t need any reparations. This world would be just an awful place without Ladies. I am pretty darned glad they’re around and thankful that they seem to tolerate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Well, I don’t need any reparations. This world would be just an awful place without Ladies. I am pretty darned glad they’re around and thankful that they seem to tolerate me. I'm so sorry Pat, I have to deal with so many desperate women grovelling at my feet. I can't hardly get around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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