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On 7/12/2020 at 4:05 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

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71 Fahrenheit and sunny today!   :)

 

Don't you just hate a smart a$$.

 

 

Today was a repeat. Ho hum. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Where's the big truck with the failing brakes when you need it?

 

Like this one that crashed into my son's 1-ton Ford Super Duty work truck yesterday?  Guy then yelled at the Kid for being stopped for a red light!  

 

Fella must've been on an intellectual par with the kids in the meme - didn't think to turn off his engine, even though it was ingesting trim and body parts into the belts and pulleys and hemorrhaging coolant until it got hot enough to seize.  

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

Like this one that crashed into my son's 1-ton Ford Super Duty work truck yesterday?  Guy then yelled at the Kid for being stopped for a red light!  

 

Fella must've been on an intellectual par with the kids in the meme - didn't think to turn off his engine, even though it was ingesting trim and body parts into the belts and pulleys and hemorrhaging coolant until it got hot enough to seize.  

 

 

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And have a nice day, Pilgrim. 

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2 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said:

:FlagAm: The mismatched front tires are a dead giveaway to the intellectual prowess of the owner.

 

 

The Kid noticed that, then checked and said no two tires matched.

 

Kid called the police; when they arrived, the other driver said he had to call his truck's "owner."  Turned out to be his mother; she arrived with a bunch of papers for an expired insurance policy.  The police asked questions, but when the Kid asked about getting a copy of the report, they told him "The insurance companies will negotiate; we don't do reports anymore unless there are injuries."  The Kid - who was by this time pretty sore and in a bit of a grumpy mood - said "Well, my back hurts and I'm headed to the hospital as soon as we're done here, so start writin'!" 

 

They did, and he did.  Examined and X-ray'd, Doc said he'd be stiff and sore for a while and to take a few days off.  The Kid said that his truck was in neutral and he'd just taken his foot off the brake when hit - "Dad, that truck had a static weight of close to 9,000 lbs and still got punted close to sixty feet."

 

 

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