Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 Suddenly, all the Sociology majors are feeling empowered........ 2 6 Quote
J-BAR #18287 Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Arkansas, Missouri... 1 Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 On 7/8/2020 at 5:23 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: MY WORD! They are like PIRANHAS!!!!! Thanks for the warning Joe. 2 Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) On 7/12/2020 at 4:05 PM, Sedalia Dave said: 71 Fahrenheit and sunny today! Don't you just hate a smart a$$. Today was a repeat. Ho hum. Edited July 14, 2020 by Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 2 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Where's the big truck with the failing brakes when you need it? 2 Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Where's the big truck with the failing brakes when you need it? Like this one that crashed into my son's 1-ton Ford Super Duty work truck yesterday? Guy then yelled at the Kid for being stopped for a red light! Fella must've been on an intellectual par with the kids in the meme - didn't think to turn off his engine, even though it was ingesting trim and body parts into the belts and pulleys and hemorrhaging coolant until it got hot enough to seize. 1 3 Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Like this one that crashed into my son's 1-ton Ford Super Duty work truck yesterday? Guy then yelled at the Kid for being stopped for a red light! Fella must've been on an intellectual par with the kids in the meme - didn't think to turn off his engine, even though it was ingesting trim and body parts into the belts and pulleys and hemorrhaging coolant until it got hot enough to seize. And have a nice day, Pilgrim. 2 Quote
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 The mismatched front tires are a dead giveaway to the intellectual prowess of the owner. 3 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I doubt that they will do this in Florida in July. 1 3 Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: The mismatched front tires are a dead giveaway to the intellectual prowess of the owner. The Kid noticed that, then checked and said no two tires matched. Kid called the police; when they arrived, the other driver said he had to call his truck's "owner." Turned out to be his mother; she arrived with a bunch of papers for an expired insurance policy. The police asked questions, but when the Kid asked about getting a copy of the report, they told him "The insurance companies will negotiate; we don't do reports anymore unless there are injuries." The Kid - who was by this time pretty sore and in a bit of a grumpy mood - said "Well, my back hurts and I'm headed to the hospital as soon as we're done here, so start writin'!" They did, and he did. Examined and X-ray'd, Doc said he'd be stiff and sore for a while and to take a few days off. The Kid said that his truck was in neutral and he'd just taken his foot off the brake when hit - "Dad, that truck had a static weight of close to 9,000 lbs and still got punted close to sixty feet." 2 2 Quote
Calamity Kris Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 Hope the Kid is OK. Sounds like he'll be sore for a while. Quote
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