Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 28, 2020 Posted May 28, 2020 17 hours ago, Yul Lose said: Judged by the Company One Keeps by Anonymous One night in late October, When I was far from sober, Returning with my load with manly pride, My feet began to stutter, So I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came near and lay down by my side; A lady passing by was heard to say: "You can tell a man who boozes, By the company he chooses," And the pig got up and slowly walked away. 3 4 Quote
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 29, 2020 Posted May 29, 2020 17 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Judged by the Company One Keeps by Anonymous One night in late October, When I was far from sober, Returning with my load with manly pride, My feet began to stutter, So I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came near and lay down by my side; A lady passing by was heard to say: "You can tell a man who boozes, By the company he chooses," And the pig got up and slowly walked away. Musical version begins at 3:25 into the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUE2seVy4AQ 1 1 Quote
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 30, 2020 Posted May 30, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 11:34 AM, Sedalia Dave said: That version has a serious flaw. This version is much more accurate. 1 1 Quote
Dutch Wheeler Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: And then the fight started... 4 Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 As Will Rogers said: "There are two ways to deal with a woman; but neither one works". 47 minutes ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said: 1 2 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted June 2, 2020 Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) They forgot the part about gutting it, Skinning it, processing it, and freezing it for later use as bait for bears, hogs or gators. Edited June 2, 2020 by Sedalia Dave 2 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 3, 2020 Posted June 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Raylan said: probably one of the best yet ........ 2 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Raylan said: Dogwood? 1 4 Quote
Raylan Posted June 5, 2020 Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Dogwood? Yes, you can tell by its bark Edited June 5, 2020 by Raylan 2 Quote
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