Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 About ten minutes ago this afternoon, I went into the restroom because of all the coffee I drank this morning and.... I remembered why I walked into room!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Check your fly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 That's because of the insistent reminder.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Give that man a laurel, and hearty handshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 I laughed at the first words of the post, and when I read Alpo's response, I began to sound like a chicken laying a meteor! Many thanks, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 One “Hearty Congratulations” coming right up. What size were you looking for and is that in men’s or women’s sizes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 39 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Check your fly!! Thanks Dishwater. But no need to worry. My wife always asks before I leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: About ten minutes ago this afternoon, I went into the restroom because of all the coffee I drank this morning and.... I remembered why I walked into room!!! Before or after you wet yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Did you put seat down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Did you get lost leaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Did you put seat down More important, did you lift the lid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 I'll admit that I have my shortcomings, but you guys act like I don't know my business. I've been going to the potty all by myself for several years now. My wife and I have been married to one another for 45 years come the 22d of this month and she has seen to it. And, I have my wife trained exactly the way she wants me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: And, I have my wife trained exactly the way she wants me! So do I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 First off, I couldn't have went that long. I'm on fast cycle. Second, I've came to the conclusion that senility is just a way to keep you up and active. I can walk miles just rounding up stuff to do a simple task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 16 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: I'll admit that I have my shortcomings, but you guys act like I don't know my business. I've been going to the potty all by myself for several years now. My wife and I have been married to one another for 45 years come the 22d of this month and she has seen to it. And, I have my wife trained exactly the way she wants me! Cats trained hubby. No one likes muddy paw prints on the seat. Happy Anniversary! Our 48th is in December. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 22 hours ago, Alpo said: Give that man a laurel, and hearty handshake. Make sure he washed his hands first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czhen Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 At least he went to boys room. czhen FL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Congrats BQ! I think there is something seriously wrong with me... I woke up this morning and nothing hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Didn't take my Wife That long to train Me .... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Eye Jim Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 3 hours ago, czhen said: At least he went to boys room. czhen FL But they're smokin' in the boy's room... . . . . Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 11/4/2019 at 4:08 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: About ten minutes ago this afternoon, I went into the restroom because of all the coffee I drank this morning and.... I remembered why I walked into room!!! Did you maintain your attention on what you were doing long enough to get the job done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Birdgun, it is time to hijack this thread, so: Have you been quail hunting lately? How did you do? I took my Weimaraner out today, and he located, pointed and retrieved ten birds for us. This is just his second year of hunting, but he seems to have the knack and he sure has the desire. Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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