Red Eye Jim

My freshman high school science teacher was Mr. Rapp. He had 2 boards. A smaller one about 18" long and about 6" wide made out of pine that he used most of the time with a mild smack that got you to pay attention, and then a much larger one made out of oak that with "RAPP" engraved backwards so, in theory, his name could be read on your butt if he hit hard enough. Wes Orland was a 6' 400 lb. delinquent that was in his 3rd year of taking this class, and had a knack for not wanting to pay attention in class. One day Mr. Rapp finally had enough and when Wes actually challenged him to hit him with the big board, Mr. Rapp took him up on it. Hit him so hard, it picked him up a good 4-5 inches off the ground, broke the board in question. Apparently, Rapp was readable for months. Shortly after that incident, all the paddle boards around school were no longer seen in the classrooms and Mr. Rapp had to transfer out of the district at the end of that year, despite being one of most popular teachers in the district. We still had him back as our commencement speaker when we graduated though.

Did anyone ever use it in a match? That could be a fun addition...

That's almost tempting, although her alias is Low More... (It's actually how you pronounce her first name..)

I did almost go with Jim E. Crackcorn...

Pauly Shore?

Steve Austin

Spice

M*A*S*H

Boat

Water

Hurricane

Colt Seavers

Joe

Roster Sauce

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Shrimp?

Woody

eeeeeeeet.....

Why is it that some folks always want to assume that the only fun that can be had in this sport is their idea of fun? If you all are so tired of so many different costume based categories because it means the Sunday awards ceremony takes forever to get through, why don't you all just go home after you're done shooting and have them mail you your trophy? If we're all not here because we all enjoy the fellowship this sport brings, then why exactly are we here? If all you want to do is go and shoot the guns like the did in the old west, why are you in SASS and not NWCOWS? Seems to me they're a better fit for what you are wanting to do. Why don't we all just say to heck with it and we all shoot in one big old category and go home? And while we're at it why don't we skip all the inventive stage setups and just shoot 10, 10, 4 from one position at the same targets with same set of standard sweeps every week? Won't that be fun? Is this not a sport based on Movies and TV? And just how realistic to you expect those to be?

Replace.

RV with all the hookups.

Force 10.

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