Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Thursday, September 19 be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 AAArrrrrrrggggghhhhh We're having Jamaican food for dinner. Is that pirate enough for ya', matey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Aye, ‘‘tis upon us already. Seems like it was yesterday me mates and I were hoistin’ a few and havin’ a laugh at the lubbers out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 SH-H-h-hhhh.... Don't tell Forty~!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Calamity Kris said: AAArrrrrrrggggghhhhh We're having Jamaican food for dinner. Is that pirate enough for ya', matey? Remember ~ there ain't no "g's" in "AAaarrhh....!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Forty’s favorite day. He’s sharpening his CutLass now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Arrrrr. No gh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wdGuGaNDH6Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: SH-H-h-hhhh.... Don't tell Forty~!! Why...will he get even grumpier? Oh, wait...(forgot to talk like a pirate) Will he be fit to be tied and wantin’ ta keel-haul any soul out there with a yearnin’ ta talk like a pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 18, 2019 Author Share Posted September 18, 2019 Is it Forrrrty? Or Farrrrty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 That reminds me. You know those annoying Dr. Pepper ads with the tiny pirate. I watched the Kelly Clarkson show today. She had her fellow finalist from American Idol on, Justin Guarini. He is that little pirate. At least, I thought he was a pirate. I Googled him to figure out how to spell his last name and I guess I was wrong. Anyway, sorry for the hijack, here he is as a cowboy. https://ispot.tv/a/A8Lc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Uh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Have to blow the dust offa me bottle o' rum and hoist one. Oy takes that back. Oy'll leave the bottle darrrty! Farewell, ye lubbers all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Remember ~ there ain't no "g's" in "AAaarrhh....!" Mea Culpa. I guess I'm not pirate enough for Florida, huh? AAAaaarrrrrrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Time to splice the main brace matey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: That reminds me. You know those annoying Dr. Pepper ads with the tiny pirate. I watched the Kelly Clarkson show today. She had her fellow finalist from American Idol on, Justin Guarini. He is that little pirate. At least, I thought he was a pirate. I Googled him to figure out how to spell his last name and I guess I was wrong. Anyway, sorry for the hijack, here he is as a cowboy. https://ispot.tv/a/A8Lc He’s a mini 70s rock star. Not a Pirate! And it’s a very annoying commercial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 ** previously posted last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 One of my favorite pirate movie lines: "Where's my piratin' outfit?" - Graham Chapman in Yellowbeard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 Where are my buccaneers? under yer buccan hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 BUCCANEER?? High price for corn!! ARRRRRR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 All ye Pastafarians show yer Jolly Rogers!! Avast!! Prepare to be boarded!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 18 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Is it Forrrrty? Or Farrrrty? Depends on whether you're countin' or doin'. Thanks for the reminder, I'll be sure to stop by an Arrrrrrrrrby's for lunch today. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 18 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Thursday, September 19 be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I hope you trip on your cutlass, sit on your hook, get splinters from your wooden leg, fall off the poop deck, and get your eye patch all water-logged and shrunk up. After that I hope the rest of your day turns out really lousy. Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt. Misfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Sounds like somebody had his treasure plundered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Aye, either that or he be not happy with what the boys did to his booty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Pirate Captain: "Matey! Find out fer me, what be the roman numeral for two" First mate: "Ay Ay, Captain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Misfits Flattery...Thank ya kindly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt. Misfits. Aye, Matey!! Misfits we be!! I’ll naye be denyin’ it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I be rather hangin' out with the rest of you misfits than the perfect people who look down on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Ahoy mates... I have a question for the lot of you. What is a Pirates favorite letter in the alphabet? ...many of you will naturally think that a Pirates favorite letter is 'Arrr' but ye'd be dead wrong. His favorite is the 'Sea' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I hope you trip on your cutlass, sit on your hook, get splinters from your wooden leg, fall off the poop deck, and get your eye patch all water-logged and shrunk up. After that I hope the rest of your day turns out really lousy. Talk Like A Pirate Day my crusty old butt. Misfits. Arrrr, it's the plank for you! And get off the lawn. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 A pirate was sharing a mug of rum with a mate once, and his mate asked about his eye patch and hook. "Well, I lost me hand in a fight, an English sailor cut it off right before I ran him thru" "And your eye?" "Well, I was on deck one day and a seagull sh*t in me eye" "And you lost it?" "Aye, that was the first day I got me hook" JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Pirate walks into a bar. He has a small ship’s wheel from the helm stuck to the front of his pants. The Land lubber behind the bar says “Hey, What’s with the little ship’s steering wheel stuck to your pants?” The pirate says “Arrrr....It’s drivin’ me nuts.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I be rather hangin' out with the rest of you misfits than the perfect people who look down on us. I'm not even close to being perfect. Can I still look down on you? Well, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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