Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 cures poison Ivy. Yep, put alittle PNut Butter on some poison ivy and watch the vine start to die around October. put a gob of it in the action of your 97, manipulate the action about 10,000 times, rinse out the PNut Butter and feel how much smoother the action feels. pack an ingrown toenail with smooth PNut Butter for about a week, then cut the toe off.......PRESTO, no more ingrown toenail. I can testify that #1 works. Santa Fe River Stan can testify that #2 works! Korupt Karl can testify the #3 works. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Longshot, SASS #44254 Life Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 put a gob of it in the action of your 97, manipulate the action about 10,000 times, rinse out the PNut Butter and feel how much smoother the action feels.Widder, is that plain or crunchy peanut butter? And does it work on Marlins and 73s too? Laz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ventura Slim, SASS #35690 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 toothpaste in the 97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Yeah...but is it as good of a lubricant as the famed WD-40?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I was wondering how it would work for black powder bullet lube. I'd think it would work but jelly would really gum up the works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I eat peanut butter on hotdogs. No lie. My brother does too but also adds chili, pickles and french onion dip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Fe River Stan,36999L Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Yeah...but is it as good of a lubricant as the famed WD-40?????? Crunchy pnut butter s far superior in a 97 than wd40. Santa Fe River PAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 Phantom: everynow and then, the PNut Butter needs alittle sprit of good ole WD40. Santa Fe River Peter Pan also has a good point in that the crunchy is the best in the 97. Korupt Karl just called me and said he was tooooo embarrassed to mention that it works well with Hemi-Roids also. I didn't know that Roids came with a Hemi. I only thought they came with a V6 or small block V8. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Hemi-roids? Krazy Kajun was just tellin' me last week peanut butter relieves acid butt from eating too many hot peppers. But you know them Louisiana folks, some of' em are kinda weird. These guys must have alot of explainin' to do when their wives wash their tighty whities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Peanut Butter with vanilla ice cream...Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Crunchy style...damn...haven't tried that. I'll have to give y'all a range report next week. I'm off to Minne-so-cold for a dealer show this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madd Mike #8595 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 P'Nutt butter makes pancakes et-able Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Hemi-roids? Krazy Kajun was just tellin' me last week peanut butter relieves acid butt from eating too many hot peppers. But you know them Louisiana folks, some of' em are kinda weird. These guys must have alot of explainin' to do when their wives wash their tighty whities. Dang DDD...so much low hanging fruit here to work with...I'll take the obvious...I wondered why you told me you really liked hot peanut butter sandwiches.....that does explain a lot. Louisiana folks aren't weird...they are just misunderstood. Folks in Louisiana are in their own little world but that's ok, they know us there. Just wait till you have some peanut butter gumbo..lubes your gunz and bunz. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I've heard of peanut butter being used to clean black plastic trim on cars and trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Sometimes Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 If you have a cold, eat lots of Pnut Butter and in a week you'll be back to normsl , but a little constipated.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles B. Gatewood SASS #48517 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm confused! Which Pnut Butter is best? Should we use the JIF/Peter Pan type or one of the natural organic brands? Do you use a brush to work it into the action or a spoon? CBG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone, SASS # 47578 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Well, Ifin you forgot your ear plugs, fill your ears with smooth Jif. Try it, you'll like it. Hasta Luego, Keystone P.S. Your dog will lick your ears clean as a whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 You can fix anything with Peanut Butter, Duct Tape and a 20 oz Ball Peen Hammer..........try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Cleans glass, too! Smear a goodly amount on a window or mirror, clean it off and Viola! the glass is SO much cleaner! It'll quieten a barking dog. No more window rattling in your son's car! Just pack a jar of p'nut butter into the subwoofer. Now he can turn it up as far as he wants and the windows will just stare back at him. Works 100% of the time. Use it as dip and it'll multiply the amount of tater chips you have. Every time you dip a chip, it'll become 2 chips or more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 Place a small dab on the back of the TV Remote and your wife and children will leave it alone. If you have 'lazy hair' and want it to spike it up real nice (and your local store no longer carries 'Butch') you can comb alittle into your hair for a good shiny 'spike' look. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I use it in my beverage when I'm drivin so's the booze don't splash out on the turns. I've found that JIF is the best in the crunchy style for smoothin out a 97. Damn, I'm getting hungry....gonna make a peanut butter and sweet pickle sandwich..... see ya KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 The Geshia twins and I cover our bodies with it and make a sandwich.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 The Geshia twins and I cover our bodies with it and make a sandwich.... You've probably just given Santa Fe River Peter Pan a new thought. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Howdy Dirty Dan, I think that's a felony in Chicago. A real Chicago Hot Dog is an experience. Now I gotta go to Portillos fer lunch. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 The Geshia twins and I cover our bodies with it and make a sandwich.... I had no idea you have Rockefeller money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Hows about peanut butter & toe jam...Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
two horse ron Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 deer love it . to watch them eat, it is very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I am so confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked jake,4371 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Peanut budder ,bacon and mayo sanwich...............yum also works great as mouse trap bait.......but no bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I am so confused .....and your point is??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I take 1-2 peanut butter wraps to every shoot, that's how I use peanut butter, besides slipping it into competitors guns when thay taint lukiin, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 2, 2014 Author Share Posted January 2, 2014 Ahhhhh, so YOU are the one that left PNut Butter finger prints on my rifle at the GA State. KK will be getting revenge for me at The Siege. BEWARE ! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Hay Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 If you distill it what do you get? PB Moonshine? http://www.bottlesociety.com/products/3920-peanut-butter-vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky R. K. Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Crunchy Jif and strawberry rhubarb jelly on a Ritz cracker makes you want to slap your momma. Lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Mouse trap bait. There is two kinds of meeces: greece meece and seed meece. Take yer mouse trap and a punkin seed, run a needle and thread through the punkin seed and tie it to the tongue of the trap. Do not set the trap beforehand or your language may become interesting. Once you tie the punkin seed to the mouse trap tongue, add a dab of Peenie Bubber. Some recommend bacon grease but good old Peenie Bubber works just fine. Now you kin set the trap and set it delicate-like where the meeces runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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