Marshal Max Henry Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I just came accross a PArd Named "Dusty Balz" I know i have the mentality of a 15 yo but i laughed for 5 minutes and it gave me the idea for this thread. Iwould like to hear some funny ones. I just gave one. whos got one? Quote
Whiskey Business Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I saw this one in a thread yesterday. Meadow Muffin Quote
Red Logan #12252 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 When I first moved to Va, near Stuarts Draft was a little dinner called the Meadow Muffin.. quite good food though Quote
Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There used to be a guy here called "El Paso Gasso" Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Capt. George Baylor mentioned a fellow who went by Squatstachute. I'm not sure about the spelling but that's funny. Quote
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) I've always liked a pard that I shoot with at the Rocky Branch Rangers in Higginsville, MO.... IZA LITTLEOFF. Another good one from Texas.....BAD GENE POOLE. Of course I'm partial to my wife, FANNIE KICKER. I've actually been offered good money to give up my alias. Â Titus A. Gnatsass Edited February 26, 2011 by Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 (edited) I just came accross a PArd Named "Dusty Balz" I know i have the mentality of a 15 yo but i laughed for 5 minutes and it gave me the idea for this thread. Iwould like to hear some funny ones. I just gave one. whos got one? Â .....that was the first one that came to mind - however I do get a giggle out of 'Buffalo Dick'' or 'Titus A. Gnatsass' Â GG ~ Edited February 26, 2011 by Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 Quote
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Toots Sweet Cow Patty Drunk at the Altar Ball N. Chain Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There's also Imis Twohofen and Ringer used to go by Ifn' Ida Shotbedder. Quote
Spooky Joe, SASS #24061 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I rather like my better half's: Ann Tique. Quote
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I too like my friend Titus's, but I also chuckle at Kid Kneestone.... Quote
Dutch Coroner Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Shot with her and her spouse at Mason Dixon last fall; struck my funny bone  SHOULDA MARRIED MONEY Quote
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Shot with her and her spouse at Mason Dixon last fall; struck my funny bone  SHOULDA MARRIED MONEY   Shot with them at Heluva Rukus! Great folks. Quote
Noz Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I like "Lying Dog" or any member of the Dunnit Gang. There's Ain't and Ima and Mater and several more. For pure female appeal, how about "Velvet Glove", and she's purty too. Course there's Lilly b' Haven. Quote
Mosey West Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Another good'n is Myra Manes of Redwing Trading. Â Mosey West Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I tell ya: if ya check out the SASS Alias Lookup....there are MANY that can get the funny bone wigglin'' Â GG ~ Quote
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There used to be a guy here called "El Paso Gasso" Â Used to be? I know him and hope he's still around. I haven't seen him in a while. Â Capt. George Baylor mentioned a fellow who went by Squatstachute. I'm not sure about the spelling but that's funny. Â Squatstachute is a woman, Ded-I Dalton's mother. Â I too like my friend Titus's, but I also chuckle at Kid Kneestone.... Â I know him too and was going to name that one. However since my Cuz' Mo beat me to it, how about Helen du'Saque. Â In addition to being a real person, my name is also a play on words. Y'all remember the Allie Mo! Â Regards, Â Allie Mo Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I've always got a kick out the Hugankiss gals, Anita, Amanda, and seems like there's others... Quote
Complicated Lady Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 One of my dear friends... Squawty Bawdy  First time I heard her alias I thought "there is no way I would let anyone call me that!" course most women wouldn't want to be called Complicated either :-> Quote
Black Irish Charley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Well I think we could all use the alias on occasion .........Juan To Many! Quote
Tucker T Fudpucker Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I like my alias and have had fun with it. Trying to find one for the better half but she didn't take kindly to Ima Fudpucker so still lookin. Quote
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I just came accross a PArd Named "Dusty Balz" I know i have the mentality of a 15 yo but i laughed for 5 minutes and it gave me the idea for this thread. Iwould like to hear some funny ones. I just gave one. whos got one? Â Â What's so funny about my name? Â Â Â Â Â Glad you got a laugh, if you can't have fun in this game, you should be doin something else Quote
Major Art Tillery Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There are so many names out there that are just down right funny/clever... you just have to love the imagination that some people have! Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I love tha name of "Luke Warmwater" ..... one day I hope to meet him   ( ..... actually we have a tv news reporter here by the real name of Luke Waters, .... wonder what his middle name is ... ?) Quote
Cypress Sun Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There is a couple that shoot in Florida named Jeremiah Longknife and his wife Velvet Sheath. Â Haven't seen this guy for a while but his alias is Henri Sauna Beech. Â Â At one local shoot a jokester signed up as Hardin Long...........the lady keeping score kept saying "Who's Hardin Long". I guess you had to be there I still think Dusty and Buffalo have some real funny names. Â Â Someone should name themselves Next Shooter Quote
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 A new young shooter on our Posse has:  Little Joe Notright  This one is my all time fav.... have no idea how he got it past SASS tho...  The R/O at a match up North insisted on seeing his membership card,   It read....          Jack Mehoff   JJJ-D Quote
Cofachique Dick Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 There is a feller around here called Harry Zass. His wife is named Rosey! Quote
Bama Red Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Another "Dusty":  Dusty Morningwood  Don't know how that got past the alias police, either! :lol: Quote
Miss Cubbie Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 We've got a lady shooter with the Texican Rangers who's named "Ima Gutshooter"! Â Â Â Miss Cubbie Quote
Ziggady Zag, SASS #67251 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 We have a shooter named... Izzy Deadyet Quote
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Not an SASS alias but a real name. Can't image why anyone would name their daughter, Ophelia Butts. But they did. I wonder if they would name their son, Harry. Quote
Texas Jim Henry, SASS #20616 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Always enjoyed Doc and Leggs Brazos' youngin', No No Bad Dog. He was a youngin' when I started the game, but he's all grown up now. Â There was also a shooter around here in the "old" days who went by Dusty Bottom (might have been Dusty Bottoms, can't remember for sure). Â I also think Ringo Fire's better half, Buffy Lo Gal, is pretty clever. Â Regards, TJH Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 We got a gal shoots with us, IMA WARNINU some others are, Knobby Dick, Yosemite Sam, Major Newheart (He had a heart transplant, cool huh?) Woody Shootem,Moe Gunns,Faygo Kid to name a few. Quote
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