For a Minute I Was Worried.

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

Then I found out it was only Coors.

 

 

 

Coors Light beer drenches Florida highway after semi-trailer crash.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Saw a semi with a load of beer off the road with cans all over the place.  Blocked traffic for maybe 25-30 minutes until it all got mysteriously cleaned up.

[Pat Riot]

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Looks like the 2 fellers 'sitting' on the right on the guard rails, have already helped clean up some of the mess.

 

..........Widder

 

[Badlands Bob #61228]

Sounds to me like a reverse 911 call to the surrounding area would have that mess cleaned up in no time at all.  Sometimes you just have to think outside the box.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

Then I found out it was only Coors.

 

 

 

Coors Light beer drenches Florida highway after semi-trailer crash.

And Coors Light at that. Don’t think I’d stop watching the test to help pick it up.

[Pat Riot]

I would help clean it up as I wouldn’t want to get any on my truck…

[irish ike, SASS #43615]

Coors Light = colored water, not really a beer.

[Texas Lizard]

1 hour ago, irish ike, SASS #43615 said:

Coors Light = colored water, not really a beer.

True, but if you drink enough of it...You still need to hang the equipment to drain...

 

Texas Lizard

[Pat Riot]

I think light beer is like Diet Coke. It does the same thing to those that drink it. It makes them fat.  Irony. 

[Phantom Falcon, SASS # 46139]

6 hours ago, irish ike, SASS #43615 said:

Coors Light = colored water, not really a beer.

 

Amen! And it comes from the Budweiser Clydesdales! 

[Grass Range]

I drink Coors Light as it is made from Montana barley the last I heard.

[Blackwater 53393]

All beer is merely the urine of an animal that’s lower on the food chain than bacteria!!

 

You don’t buy it. You rent it!!  It’s the same stuff when you drink it as it is when you’re through with it!!

[Rip Snorter]

If Light beer was all that was available, I'd finally be able to stop drinking beer after sixty odd years.  

[Yul Lose]

2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

All beer is merely the urine of an animal that’s lower on the food chain than bacteria!!

 

You don’t buy it. You rent it!!  It’s the same stuff when you drink it as it is when you’re through with it!!

 

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

This is a roadway tragedy!

 

[Pat Riot]

I think there is a trend going here…

 

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The three CEOS then ask him, why aren't you ordering a Guinness?

He replies: "If you guys aren't drinking beer than neither will I."

[Pat Riot]

I have never cared for light beer. I tried them all. The only one that I thought was pretty good was Amstel light. 
When I used to drink my favorite beers were Bass Ale, Shiner Bock, Harp Lager, various Hefeweizens from Europe and The Great Northwest and good old Budweiser. 

[watab kid]

good - give coors to the masses , it will soften up the blow of our new economy , - or not , 

[Rip Snorter]

False Coor age!