sassnetguy50 Posted October 28, 2023 Posted October 28, 2023 16 hours ago, Alpo said: Don't buy the dinosaur at the 24hr walmart on Lex, it will fall apart too. 1 1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted October 28, 2023 Posted October 28, 2023 Last night I went to a Christmas party, had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and was pretty well "lit". That's when I decided to take a cab home. Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in the garage, I don't know what the heck to do with it!! Be safe and plan ahead this holiday season. 1 6 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 28, 2023 Posted October 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Alpo said: Last night I went to a Christmas party, had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and was pretty well "lit". That's when I decided to take a cab home. Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in the garage, I don't know what the heck to do with it!! Be safe and plan ahead this holiday season. I did that once with a bus. It didn't work out as well as I had hoped. BTW, hanging Christmas lights on a bus does NOT hide the bus. 6 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 29, 2023 Posted October 29, 2023 ....... might have only been $120 if you'd not had that nose ring ....... 1 3 4 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 29, 2023 Posted October 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... might have only been $120 if you'd not had that nose ring ....... And the attitude. 5 2 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted October 29, 2023 Posted October 29, 2023 17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I like that guy! 3 Quote
John Kloehr Posted October 29, 2023 Posted October 29, 2023 56 minutes ago, DocWard said: I think this is a better fit for the Dad Joke thread. 1 1 2 Quote
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Subdeacon Joe Posted October 30, 2023 Author Posted October 30, 2023 Remember that this week will be Reformation Day when Martin Luther nailed his 95 Reeses to the door of the church in Wittenberg. Why he wanted to waste candy I don't know but apparently kids came by at night wearing masks and stole the candy thus starting the tradition of Halloween. 1 4 Quote
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