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Last night I went to a Christmas party, had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and was pretty well "lit". That's when I decided to take a cab home.

 

Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in the garage, I don't know what the heck to do with it!!

 

Be safe and plan ahead this holiday season.

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Last night I went to a Christmas party, had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and was pretty well "lit". That's when I decided to take a cab home.

 

Sure enough, there was a DUI checkpoint on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in the garage, I don't know what the heck to do with it!!

 

Be safe and plan ahead this holiday season.

I did that once with a bus. It didn't work out as well as I had hoped. BTW, hanging Christmas lights on a bus does NOT hide the bus.

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Remember that this week will be Reformation Day when Martin Luther nailed his 95 Reeses to the door of the church in Wittenberg. Why he wanted to waste candy I don't know but apparently kids came by at night wearing masks and stole the candy thus starting the tradition of Halloween.
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